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RE: My first Ulog! - Complaining about Complaining
HA I'd be the most low key president ever. Which might not be a terrible thing, given our current administration.
"President Phe, what is your plan for middle East intervention?"
Me: "Take in any refugees who want to come, provide humanitarian aid, and keep our noses the fuck out of other people's business. Bring the troops home. Don't sell anybody weapons. Tariff Lockheed Martin."
"But Lockheed Martin is an American company."
Me: "I KNOW. So they're our problem. Tax the fuckers."
...I'd probably be assassinated. 😂