A thing (100 word micro fiction challenge and comedy open mic round 27)

in twbwritingcontest •  8 months ago

"It's forty degrees."

This was going to be a thing.

"Greg, recalculate please. That ray puts it..."

"No. I’m sure."

Susan hesitated, then frowned. He knew she hated fighting.

"We can't proceed until..."

Greg rolled his eyes, leaned over, and hit initiate.

Energy flowed. The air became colors, poems, raw concepts.

Susan's mind twisted with Greg's. Grusan was a hat and a goat, salt and pastrami, a shark and a seal. They were everywhere and nowhere.

Time evaporated.

A pop up chimed. Susan blinked. The apple was still there. They'd missed. Greg spat out a fish.

Susan frowned.

"You're fired."


I nominate @Dustinseth due to dogged insane stubborness and @Dollarsandsense because it lets me share in his success when he wins.

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Haha I already entered this round. Don’t you worry though, I’ve got quite the entry cooking for next week.

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Maybe he nominated you to write a short story in 100 words instead of COM!

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Ahhh what a twist! OK I'll have to do that too then :D

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Yeah, get to it!

Lol I'm not even sure what's going on here but I saw goat.

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Ugh, like pastrami isn't salty enough.

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Haha, that's what I was thinking too! Like "wait, I thought we were doing opposites"

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Hat and goat are opposites to you?

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I’ve never put a goat on my head or eaten hat cheese, so yes.

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You need to LIVE my friend.

"Laughing out loud" does not begin to describe my reaction to this, @fromage. This is hysterically funny. I can't decide which line is my favorite. Possibly this:

The air became colors, poems, raw concepts.

I hope you had fun writing it!

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I did! Glad you enjoyed reading!

"Grusan" 😁

Lol I'm not even sure what's going on here but I saw goat.

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I saw rolled, hit, energy flowed and raw concepts. Not necessarily in that order.

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If he did all that to the goat then amir has competition

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Competition is always good

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I have no idea what you're talking about but I saw that you saw goat.

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Ha ha ha, that was really good!!

"Greg spat out a fish." :o)

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Glad you enjoyed, heh.

Hah, oh man this was good. I’m not sure I can match, but I’ll try!

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I was thinking about IMing you on facebook to bring you here, I thought you'd like this one.

I always did say, "Nasty Fucking Pastrami"

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That sounds nasty indeed.