"I would never break something as sacred as the law.."
Hahahahahaha!!!
The really funny thing you haven't mentioned is that "the powers that be" would use your "ISIS robbery" as propaganda to continue funding their bogus "war on terror." You would become a state hero.
A fascinating "thought experiment," thanks for the entertainment...
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Shit... I hadn't thought of that bit. Thanks for ruining it for me! Lol.
No problemo... a little ironic humor! :D