The Awesomeness Of Being Fat

Okay, so you’re fat. So, what? You don’t need people telling you all the time that you should go on a diet. That’s because you’re awesome enough already! Being fat is crazy fun – something the fitness freaks would never experience. And we’re sure you’d agree. Be yourself, be awesome.

Here are 12 reasons why being fat is awesome!

1.Fat people get attention everywhere!

When you walk on street, no matter what you wear or what you do, people will always be starring at you. And I tell you– fat people do not have to go nude or act crazy in public to get attention. We get attention without doing anything.. Literally anything.

1. You’re the best huggers in the world!
   
   Someone who hasn’t hugged you yet doesn’t know what a hug really is. A bear hug is what every girl craves for. How much fun can hugging a man with bones poking out of everywhere be? You’re the best huggers in the world.
2. You’re the funny guy!
   
   Thanks to the stereotype, everybody expects a joke or two from a fat person. This makes you work very hard to build your sense of humor. you hence, crack a lot of jokes around and have an awesome sense of humor.
3. You’re sensitive!
   
   Because you know how it feels to be the one people make fun of, you’re considerate towards others. It’s another quality which is a rare find in most men. You’re also a better judge of people.
4. Fat people are cute!
   
   You got to agree fatness is directly proportional to cuteness. With big cheeks and plum body, fat people look cute whilst everything they do. People love to pull your cheek, play with your chubby hands because they are soft and cute. Ever seen that being done to a thin person?
5. You feel less cold during winter!
   
   While others shiver to death in winters, you’re custom made for the coldest of weathers. You have an inbuilt coat of fat that keeps you warm and comfortable. Your body is naturally insulated from the cold.
6. No one messes with you!
   
   Everyone knows fat people aren’t the ones to mess with. Thanks to your size!
   You can go to parties and clubs undisturbed, because people know when they mess with you, they are going to get hurt really bad.
   And well during fights, you are less likely to break your bones, thanks to our extra padding.
7. You’ll never be kidnapped!
   
   Roam about on streets till as late as you can and you’re still safe. Abducting you would be too much of an effort for the kidnappers, and not many of them carry cranes along.
8. You know you’re good !
   
   You have every reason to be happy! You can eat whatever you feel like, whenever you feel like without batting an eyelid, which is probably why you are where you are. Your motto in life is not to look lean just to get everybody’s approval. You know you’re good the way you are and there is no way you’re going to stop hogging.
9. Fat people have good skin!
   
   Ever seen fat people getting wrinkles sooner in face? Well no. Thanks to adipose tissues in your face, you get wrinkles late compared to thin people.
   Also, you tend to have glowing, flawless skin with less pimples.
10. Talking of safety on roads!
    
    You’re safe in more ways than one. You can cross the busiest road with swag. The biggest of trucks would stop on their own. You can effortlessly survive accidents. Who wants to die colliding against you?
11. More beer equals more awesomeness!
    
    Scientifically, fat people can consume more alcohol than the lean ones! Now that is one good reason to be glad you’re fat. More beer equals more awesomeness.