Tales of the DANK(TOTD) with KAI the cryptosurfer! BLOG Episode #1 Steemit's FIRST $Luxury$ Weed Reviews From A Connoisseur

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FIRST OFF, Like Marijuana Man.  The ooey gooey, the sticky icky, the dank, the fire, the corn brah. Some enjoy it, Some dont, Some use it medically, Some recreationally. To each their own mannn!

Man, Like this is my first blog entry for the TALES OF THE DANK!

                                              Dank of the Day!

                                                   

                                                            Citrus Sap

The STATS:

  • 23.80% THC 
  • 0.42% CBD
  • Harvest Date 6/26/17
  • Cost: 5$ for 1 Gram

LOOK FACTOR

This strain, called Citrus Sap, a fitting name as you will see below.  First of all I want to emphasize how luscious green the nugs are.  Close up it looks like something out of Dr. Suess's "Whoville".  Seemingly inviting your eyes into a green field with large red hairs poking through the greenery.  The THC crystals look as though the nug has been dunked in tiny diamonds, glistening like a moonlit beach covered in tiny pieces of broken glass, dangerous but beautiful.

SMELL FACTOR

The first sniff starts strong with an almost cheesy smell.  It is one of those that seem to almost jump out of the jar at you, attacking your nose with an almost horrid stench.  This is quickly flooded by the fruity, "citrusy" smell that lifts your nose into the trees to smell the fruits that be.  I can say it is an amazing smellsperience. 

TOUCH FACTOR

The bottle should have said, caution, extremely sticky!  It is perfectly cured and cried so it breaks up easily in my fingers.  It leaves a stench on my fingers that could only be described as the scent of a fresh picked orange.  

I chose to smoke out of a brand new OG chillum.  I prefer these types of pieces because of the truly clear taste you get when it is new (these are fairly cheap and I will be using a new one for every TOTD Blog Episode.) After writing the above sections, I pack my bowl and am ready to indulge in this WEEKS WOTK (weed of the week, yeah I like acronyms. love it or leave it.)


TASTE FACTOR

The first hit or the "greens" is a sweet, most definitely earthy taste.  It has a fruity taste as well, nothing intense or "out of the movies" but a hint exists.  It packs quite a punch, but is not harsh in any way.  It is extremely smooth in the every way.  It doesnt cause a horrid cough nor does it leave a bad taste on the tongue.

High Factor

It hits quick, as all weeds do.  But this strain seems to hit in full force right off bat.  Making it seem extremely strong, but the high factor runs out fairly quick.  It is a pleasant head high first, followed by a almost lethargic body high.  I would suggest doing something creative, IE Steemit, or some type of ART or CRAFT. Very pleasant overall.

OVERALL

PROS

  • Smells great
  • Tastes great
  • Extremely affordable
  • Lofty head high 

CONS

  • Major Sleepiness
  • Cottonmouth
  • Short Length

OVERALL 8/10

Stay tuned for the next TOTD Episode! COMING SOON!  I hope you enjoyed and I appreciate all the help.

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