Steem Potty Mouths - 2019 Edition

in #swearing5 years ago (edited)

Who's been filling the swear jar up in 2019? I'm fucked if I know, but maybe SteemSQL can shed some insight.....



...is not on the list source - creative commons :)


The above swear in the intro doesn't count, this is comments/replies only from the 1st of January 2019 - 31st March 2019.

Also, if the comment contains an array of swear words (as listed below) it is only counted once. I can't remember when I was young if you had to pay per swear word, or you could go all out in one breath and pick up the same fine. Mum?

Some of these accounts likely automate their swears, not that they shouldn't count on this wall of 'fame', but just to make the reader aware.

Swears included

Yeah it's code, not quite as offensive as a list? :D

select top 100 '@'+author, '|', count(author) from comments 
where depth <> 0
and ( body like ('% shit %') or  body like ('% fuck %')  
or  body like ('% bitch %')  or body like ('% piss %') 
or body like ('% dick %') or  body like ('% cock %') 
or body like ('% pussy %') or  body like ('% asshole %') 
or  body like ('% fag %') or body like ('% bastard %') 
or  body like ('% slut %') or  body like ('% douche %') 
or body like ('% cunt %') or body like ('% bollocks %') 
or  body like ('% arsehole %') or body like ('% wanker %') 
or  body like ('% dickhead %') or  body like ('% tosser %') )
and created between '01/01/2019 00:00:00' and '03/31/2019 23:59:59'
group by author
order by count(author) desc

I stole most of the words from here, which includes the most popular swears from the UK, US, Canada, and Australia. The list felt incomplete without 'wanker, dickhead', and 'tosser' though :)


And the winners are!

Firstly, I am totally impressed with the number of accounts I recognize in this list! There are probably 10 - 20 tops that I've not engaged with which seems low considering how many accounts there are.

Ten comments containing a swear will get you on the most prolific of the first quarter of 2019. That is less than one comment with a swear per week - weak!


Sorry Mum

Of my 38 swears, 4 of these are when I have quoted others and so I think I can be forgiven for those. There is also plenty of 'shit', and 'piss', which I consider among the milder swears in the list.


Alright, did you expect to be on the list, or higher on the list?

Swearing is cool, or fuck no?

Have a nice evening!

Asher

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Swearing bots.

The leaders are for sure, and as pointed out, the other front runners likely quoting the leaders :) After the top 10 or so though, oops :D

Only 63rd on the list those are rookie numbers I need to pump those numbers up! Also Lyndsey and Bernie have an unfair advantage they’re always cussing out one another lol, us mortals need to find interesting and obscure ways of sneaking a fuck! Fuckitty fuck fuck fuck in!

Will need to do some seriously converseption from now on like Instead of saying I love you I will now say..You’re such a fucking hoe I love it!

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The account up at the top with ol' Berno that you think is me, is his account as well. Look at the spelling. He spams and harasses people with it, pretending to be me.

Lol ah i see now, well you real slim shady I mean Lyndsay Bowes is still pretty high on the list so you're not out of it yet!

That should boost you up the list for the next quarter, although you only get one point per comment :D

You’re such a fucking hoe I love it!

Quit stealing my bedtime lines :D

Mid table for swearing is fine with me. I know I can blame that Scottish dick boom for making me swear.Normally I am a saint and around the wrong crowd I drop my high standards. Cant't compete with the cocks at the top though as that is rather heavy shit.

I expected b00m to be far higher on the list - perhaps if I did the same for Posts he would be top 10 :D

Working it for next time I see, not sure if I should be issuing engage tokens here or not!

It's called creating a demand, which will then drive the price up. I can't believe paulag is so high up the list as I can't recall her having a potty mouth. We need to send her Tabasco.

😱😱😱 Shame on you! I thought you're a nice guy just to see your name on the wall of shame 😁

fame, not shame! :D

Fame for those on top and shame for those on the bottom? 😁

Shhh. I may have used the word "swear" a few times as I don't use such vulgar words.

You've been busted! 😱

Bellend - not on the list either - so much scope!

Haha, your could be there all day adding to the list!

LOL! Not surprised at the list but believe that these results have increased given the whole shitpost discussions over the last couple of weeks!

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only if people wrote shit post and not shitpost - i think the latter was used most of the time :)

How the fuck did I not get on that list?

fuck knows, are you even fucking trying over there?! :D

!dramatoken

You'll have to start transcribing your dTube/YouTube content, @kerrywolf, if you want to be a contender. My game needs some steppin' up as well. 😎

Heh heh - the thing is I've become a contender by deliberately not trying very hard. No need to start now.


You're upping the drama to new levels! Have a DRAMA.

To view or trade DRAMA go to steem-engine.com.

So ... The "naughty" or "nice" list @abh12345! Glad to see I am not on the list at all. If I had been, it would say something is wrong with your SQL ... :)

And you're #21! But due to your quotation of others ... Oh, okay ... Seriously looking at the top 10, I wouldn't be surprised if some of those lower down aren't also that high due to their quotation of those higher up ...

Pretty soon, we'll have to have a parental advisory note of some sort on each post ... ;)

I would air on the side of naughty :) But I think the odd profanity here and there isn't so bad. Of course, it is very respectable to not appear on the list at all.

looking at the top 10, I wouldn't be surprised if some of those lower down aren't also that high due to their quotation of those higher up ...

I think you are spot on with this analysis work :)

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Nice work on that Advisory notice @abh12346! 👍 And fast too! 😉

Seriously, I know some parents who have their children "in here" posting. And not teenagers either ... I would hope they'd be a "little concerned" about their little one stumbling on to some of the stuff I've seen by those high up on your list ...

BTW, how did it go today? Or do we need to just wait patiently for your next post to find out? 😊

🤣😂🤣 My mum would be so proud! Do I fucking cuss that damn much? Or is this all just some !shit you are making up Ash!? 🙂

Boy, aren’t we a bunch of wankers....

Funny post, thanks.. I needed the laugh 😉

I don't make (much) shit up, this shit is real!

Thanks :D

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I’m almost sad I’m not cunty enough ... !! 😛🚨

The list was quite strict and sadly, cunty would not score a point! :P

There should be a cunty badge. 🤣

@abh12345, seriously I'm not impressed. I'm only at 49! 😊

I have to up my game I think. 🤣This is a cool concept and I never knew it could be tracked. But fucking fuckety fucko fuck..I do now and now I know this metric can be tracked...😈

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Must try harder, although you shat on Taraz so that's a result :D

Yeah, I'm a way better sweater than him. 🤣 @honeydue kicked my ass though!

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Mind your language, boys :P there's ladies present.

@galenkp, just noticed...you're a better sweater than your brother? Oh well, to each his own, I suppose. I mean, as long as you're happy...

Yeah...Who are higher on the swear list than the lads! 😂

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