Polish of a Dickless Elf
A Paranormal Romance
by The Invisible Man

Thomas Fister suspected something was a little off when his courageous uncle tried to polish him when he was just six years old. Nevertheless, he lived a relatively normal life among other humans.

It wasn't until he bumped into the devilishly arrogant dickless elf, Bita Negar, that his life finally began to make sense.

However, Bita proved to be ruthless and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with rampaging. Thomas soon learnt that Bita had taken an oath never to kiss a human being.

When Thomas's courageous uncle is injured in a flying accident, Thomas realises his own life is at risk.

Despite Bita's murderous tendencies and dangerous sword, Thomas finds himself falling for the dickless elf. Only fate will decided whether she kills or protects him.

One night, a vampire appears before Thomas and warns him of a darkness within Bita. The vampire gives Thomas the ribbed pistol - the only weapon that can defeat a arrogant dickless elf.

Will Thomas find it in himself to kill the only creature who has ever made him feel truly scared? (Hint: yes!)

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