Steem Wars: Day 1: Elements: Team Australia submission by Sergeant Scooter
Sergeant Scooter here reporting for duty SIR!
I have been infiltrating the enemy lines and have dug up some interesting information on our enemies, very interesting indeed.....
TeamGB
On a recent trip to our beautiful shores, TeamGB's fearless leader, @TremendosPercy, was captured with his better half less than an hour after landing on our beautiful shores.
TeamUSA
In an attempt to disguise themselves and infiltrate our ranks, I was able to pick up one of TeamUSA's 'How to' cards provided below for your perusal:
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If you are approached by someone saying "Good Eye Might", be suspicious, very suspicious with your eyes squinted for maximum effect.
TeamNZ
On a quick sortie over the ditch, I observed team members getting ready for the #steemwars.
In case any TeamUSA members, don't know how to compare New Zealand to mighty Australia:
If I have offended any TeamNZ members, here is a little something special for you:
TeamPhillipines
My awesome intelligence also found this disturbing new movie being created by TeamPhillipines:
Alert, Alert, there is no longer a rooster in the hen house!
TeamAustralia
Meanwhile, back in the land of Oz, we prepare for the assault ready and able for anything that will be thrown at us.
Hydrating, keeping the fluids up:
And ensuring no additional toilet stops are required:
R and R is also an essential component for a battle weary team of combatants:
Transmission over and out.......
Hero Standard by: @scooter77 aka Sergeant Scooter
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After I did a headstand, the New Zealand/ Canada reference made sense!
I spent good money on those "how to" cards. I guess it's back to the "drawrrrring" board. Did I get it close?
Easier to blend in with the Americans, because we butcher the same word many different ways depending on what part of the country you're from.
How to cards are a must. I am heading to the good ol USofA later this year for the first time. I am searching the steemwars for tips and tricks for my trip!
If you're along the East Coast, close to the Pennsylvania area, let me know and I can be your walking, talking, how to card. We will probably be in servitude to Australia by that time after the Steemwars.
We do a small fleeting visit to NY and DC then back down the West Coast.
It seems I will need to revisit to connect with the Steem Team.
We had friends of ours from Indiana that came in to visit for a week. We did DC one day, New York City one day, Philadelphia another day, Gettysburg one day, and the shore for 3 days. They were exhausted by the team they headed back!
Sounds like too much. NY for 5 days and DC for 3 for us. I have 2 little ones to cart around too.
Having the little ones does limit how much you can do, which may be a good thing! I remember those days! Packing is also a lot more extensive.
New Zealand is the Canada of Australia 😂😂😂
I am awaiting the Haka to start ringing and the velco gloves to start ripping!
hahahahahhaha stop I'm dying here
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Oh my God, i have tears in my eyes :D
Glad you liked. Thanks for reading!
ohh lordy NZ.... ;D
I have tears.. Hubby probably thinks I've gone crazy.
That was hilarious 😂
I'm glad it has made so many laugh!! Thanks for reading.