There's a new Dolphin on Steemit!
Hello friends and people who haven't met me yet!
I'm feeling pretty good in the Steemit department today. I have just attained a rep of 56 and pushed over 5,000 sp which, if i am correct, makes me a dolphin --
Wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!
I have continued to power up like a fiend, and i have invested in Steemit by buying up sp to get me to where i am today. It feels pretty good to be able to drop fat votes on good content and on the peeps that support me, and i like the bigger curration rewards too. There are especially great posts coming from:
And from:
Presently i am at about 92% voting strength. I've been clawing my way back up after going apeshit about a week and a half ago -- i really like all the info, stories, pictures and philosophy, so i find it hard not to upvote the good. Also, the Canadian content is getting better and better too -- make sure you tell all your literate friends!
But i'm putting the lid on it until i hit 100% -- and i've already cast a vote for botty today. I'm expecting it to be in about 8-10 hrs. And at this time i should have about a $0.45 - $0.48 hammer!!!
Sooooooo..............it's about fucking time i tried the thrill of hosting a contest i'd say.
This will be just a small bit of fun, but i am already hatching more plans to do something else, which includes delegating some of my SP to "Stax" on the next lease round. Is it you little vixen?
Artist: Hajime Sorayama
So, here it is: it's a Limerick contest that has to pay homage to or make fun of/with: ssg, silver stackers in general, fiat, gold, silver, platinum, the federal reserve, the Dow, etc, etc, i'm sure you get the picture...
There was a sly banker from New York
Who tried pulling bitcoin off of its cork
He gave it nine tries, now his shareholders despise
That his whistles of dismissal were forked
I will judge them, with support from the comments, and award the best author with 3 consecutive 100% votes. C'mon people, i'm sure you can best that ad hoc piece of junk above :)
Remember, i just got new powers and i'm here to have a good time!
Cheers! from @thedamus
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Only 1 limerick so far? C'mon peeps, gimme your best lark!
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who had such a big stack he said "fuck it!"
He sold off some loot, and bought a bitcoin chute
And told Mr. Dimon to Suck-it!!!
Wow! Thanks @gentlebot!
Congrats on your dolphin achievement! Next stop, Whaleville!
Thanks Champ!!!
There's a Pirate Stuntman called Thedamus,
Who nails you with Upvotes like Hammers,
Afloat in a Boat, full of Gold and a Goat,
A Patron to the BlockChain Programmers!
Please comment back so i can hit you twice for that one!!! (I'm sub 70% right now...)
BEST ONE YET IMO!!! Lol
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Always remember the double tap to finish them off! I came up with it on the bus earlier :-)
...just hilarious!
I actually thought of a few there was one about bitcoin and bloody ceasers but this was my favourite! It was perfect to pass the time :-)
There once stood a man in defiance
he was scared of those stacking giants
then came the steemit round
and he thought, "how profound"
and became a stacker within #thealliance
Now This is the Von shizzle!!!⚡️⚡️⚡️
Another Winner!!! although i've shit-kicked my vp today...
Ha ha, glad you like :)
Congrats on the milestone! I've also read that 5000SP makes you a dolphin. That's quite an accomplishment, and I think we're still in early days.
Thanks kp! I'm hoping we see some lift in Steem on the markets -- 'cause all boats rise with the tide :)
There was a Steemian from Wight,
Who could travel much faster than light,
He set off one day,
In a relative way,
And returned home the previous night.
Note, full disclosure: I only slightly modified something I saw on a sauna wall as a teenager. :)
Great post libertyteeth -- it's all YOU so far for the win 😜
@libertyteeth FOR THE WIN!!!
Looks like $0.47 😁👍
X 3
Paid out 1.41+ ---> Completed
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Congratulations mr. dolphin, @thedamus. I must admit that I've followed your lead a little bit. Not quite as quickly, I hope to get there to dolphin status sometime. First step is to get to 500. Congratulations.
Hey thanks goldkey! We're all in different parts of the river, but we're all flowing towards the sea!
well said :)
What!!! what a second, hell yeah another dolphin, great job my silver stacker brother. I just hitcha with some dolphine love.
Shamu! Shamu! Bro
😁👍
congratulations.
Cheers coldsteem!
Due to this post, I had to create a post. here is the refrain to . . .
(The DEATH of the DOLLAR - BYE BYE MISS AMERICAN BUCK)
So Bye Bye Miss American Buck
No one cares
that you're bare
so you're sh!+ out of luck
Banking Elitist do not give a fu@k
Saying this will be the Death of the Buck !
This will be the Death of the Buck !
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And do you recall what was the deal,
The day, the petro-dollar died?
I think that happened last week with Russia buying oil with rubles and China said no more paying for imports with the dollar, china will use their own currency for payments at their own ports.
Also, it's schedged for two months out, but Shang-hai and Hong Kong will have Oil for Yuan -- convertible to Gold -- on their open markets! Total game changer...
That's right! Total Game Changer! The value of GOLD is rising, just not the manipulated price.