Pour Me Another One!!!

in #steemsilvergold6 years ago (edited)

Quickly please. My stackitus is raging!

The symptoms are getting worse all the time. Ever since the good Dr. Brockman isolated and identified this rare condition, i have been seeking a cure. This is an omnipotent force we’re talking about here, and its affects are as alarming as they are benevolent.

First off, my stacking habit and my drinking habit seem to be experiencing a confluence — hell, even my vocabulary is experiencing ‘conflation’.

I ask my bartender to ‘pour me another one’, and though i am thirsty and the guinny takes a lil while longer, i can’t but help think — pour me another silver bar — bar? — bar! — Y’Arrr!!!
Ya see what i mean? It’s also causing ‘extrusions’, as in: the profanities were extruded from the mouth of @thedamus with such force and frequency, he was thought to be a truckah, muthafuckah!

But i extrude...

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A couple days ago while perusing and amusing, and sometimes abusing, on my fave home for stackerz i saw one of the ‘fellas talking about E-hards, so i thought i’d whip out mine! Yo Pit, i know we just met, but check out my Hard-candy:

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Fuggedaboutit!

No need to squeal, when yer sealing the deal
Just check out da boys for maximum appeal

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I have some magnificent blobs on the way from @pit-bullion and i can hardly wait! Symptoms have abated after handling the vintage JM and E bars, but i’m feeling a little tickle in my pickle which surely means the sickle is fickle and one tough prickle!

I need help! Mork calling Orsen...Come in Orsen...

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Orsen sent a proxy:

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I knew #thealliance was highly reliable and definitely from out of this world! And we’ve got wicked ninjas and throwing stars and all kinds of fancy other shit!
My fellows and felions, @thedamus sends greetings!
👊😎

And happy Sunday to my palz and galz over on ssg — #steemsilvergold — we are kicking serious ass all over the blockchain! A new coin coming up, a new crew with a literal wealth of knowledge about pouring-it on the scene, more fucking contests than late night teevee, people packing and stacking like their futures depended on it and a sexy-fucking-robot that is upgrading, downloading, upvoting and exploding all the time — my crush is as bad as my stackitus!

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Even the indigenous band is rocking out with their pockets out!

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Everyone is having a gay old time! Bah ha ha — especially gimp-cat! Yo friends, THANK YOU for your support. And particularly the Big Slammer with the Big Hammer @raybrockman for calling on all flags to point at gimpy-fag should he mess with any other member.

Yo gimp-cat, this is for you:
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They don’t call him @uglyboy for nothing!!!

Think i’m gonna’ go and get a little blackened!!!
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(...cough, cough...cough...hahhhh...)

Y’Arrrr, much better! ...you savy?

I am:
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And i am a proud member of aforementioned groups, and, commonwealth buddies with many from #teamaustralia and the UK contingent.

Cheers friends! The stackitus will get much worse — but that is a sure sign that things are getting much better.

      @thedamus 

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nice silver stash

Boom boom motherfucker dropping the silver hammer on this place. Man you gonna have to add on a room for the silver. Ah and grumpy cat, that fucker knows what's up. Don't wanna have to put those mafia boys on it. Oh and you gotta be careful with the Don of silver @pit-bullion his silver seems to intensify the stackitus symptoms.👊😎👊

@pit-bullion is definitely the one who let the dogs out...

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I gotta agree! These mafia guys are are starting make me itch.

I’m checking my rearview mirror and my visa balance all the time!!!

The Don sure has a nice posse! Lol

I got some ideas a brewing... gonna’ hit you up lil later in chat...
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please help her for my advote

yo curators, just waiting to see if ray shows up...
;)

There is way to much goodness in this post, and who is grumpy cat, ain't seen him around lately. SSG FOR life. Stackitus in full swing on this bad boy

Woo hoo! You made it over! Hotdog, this baby’s getting curated after i get the kids to bed.

does this mean i am an internet meme now ...
looks like you have been building your retro stash
im going to have to start shopping

Well between this pic and Phil barechested-witha-chainsaw i’d say we Are well on our way!
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I think i have a better one
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Well played...

LMFAO!!!

This is great... You've got a creative capacities....
@thedamus

Thx @mbj

Steemit has been a blessing on many different accounts.

😁👍

Yes I am a living testimony..
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Your safe is going to crash through the floor. :)

Nope. The safe is on the bottom floor in the vault room/swimming pool-bar area — one floor below the Lambo garage, which is one floor below the regular garage, which is one floor below ground level and my exotic bird atrium.

I may have to take the gondola down to my wharf later and make sure The Ingot has plenty of fuel, fiat and dry powder — i’ve got a looting run scheduled for this upvoming week.

Y’Arrr!

Lol. Nice.

hahaha dude your the funniest person ive found on steemit so far keep the laughs comin

You had me from hello big boy 😂 friggin awesome post bro. Thanks for the shout out for me and the mafia. I was laughing all the way through this post. Untitled 3 2560x1440 15.12Mbps 2018-01-20 17-30-21_0.00.266.jpg

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I love those pour lines on the JM and Engelhard bars!

Yes indeed! Very nizzze

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