😻The Mission of the Tub Cat😻
TUB CAT HAS A MISSION
Since my glorious arrival, you're probably wondering what the purpose of Tub Cat is.
Well let me tell you, my one follower, what Tub Cat plans to do here.
Tub Cat's primary purpose is to be a Tubby Cat. And by that I mean, Tub Cat is here to make people laugh and smile at Tub Cat's love of his Tub.
But really, Tub Cat also has a mission to complete. And Tub Cat will tell you all about this mission now! Read on, non-Tub people!
Tub Cat will heap praise and love to all the great content creators on Steemit!
Tub Cat loves great content, and while his Steem Power is currently low, it will grow quickly. And Tub Cat loves pushing the little green squishy upwards arrow thing on anything that pleases him.
Tub Cat will offer advice to newbies who clearly haven't found their way yet.
For example, Tub Cat recently advised a newcomer not to post their name, address, and birthdate in their introductory post. Even Tub Cat can be amazed at how silly humans can be, and Tub Cat has the intelligence of a cat that lives in a Tub...
And finally, Tub Cat will inform those who create poor quality content that their posts displease the mighty Tub Cat!
NO DOGS
Tub Cat does not enjoy sifting through poor quality, lazy or spam content. Tub Cat will inform these poor specimens of human beings that their content displeases the mighty Tub Cat, in the hope that these individuals will lift their game and improve on their Steemit experience.
Tub Cat will not hand out pretty little red flags to non-Tub people unless it is clearly plagiarism, spam or scams. Tub Cat is not here to enforce anything. Tub Cat simply wants to encourage the production of high quality content.
SO RUB TUB CATS BELLY BY PRODUCING GOOD QUALITY CONTENT!
Tub Cat exists to encourage great quality content and to help those that clearly need it.
Tub Cat advises you to avoid publishing your highly personal information on Steemit. Tub Cat is certain that the Steemit community is lovely and friendly and enjoys warm hugs and belly rubs, but Tub Cat still wouldn't trust these lovely people with his address and birthdate, even though it isn't hard for Tub Cat to find another Tub to live in.
Don't be a silly human. Use that brain of yours. AND DON'T DISPLEASE THE TUB CAT.
TUB CAT OUT!
@originalworks
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@tubcat you are the best. And I'm a dog person!
Tub Cat will convert you yet @choogirl
Lool. Tub cats can be amazed of how sikky humans can be
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