My Plan Until 79
Don't Let That Psycho Cheese-drinker Bezos Out of Delhi 2026. Oil on paper, 18 x 24"
My plan is simple. Three 18 x 24" oil paintings on paper a day for 20 years. That will be 20,000 decent-looking artworks as life insurance policy to my children and grandchildren. If I become famous or infamous at 80, each piece will be a hot item and sell for $1,000, at least. That’s 20 million plus for the Throop Estate. I won’t see any of it, but the girls will get air conditioning and swimming pools for their overheated integumentaries.
If I keep on pace with this week, I could achieve 20,000 by age 75. Just keep painting.
I’ve made 19 since Monday. Here are a few.
Five of These Things Aren't Like the Others 2026. Oil on paper, 18 x 24"
I Painted Flower-thing In the Dark Because Two Bees Are Loose in the Studio and I Opened the Door to Have Them Go to the Light 2026. Oil on paper, 18 x 24"
Baby Antifa the Empire is Degenerate 2026. Oil on paper, 18 x 24"
Thanks To the Magic of the Palette Knife, This Cobra Dressed in Muslin Evening Gown Was Once a Big-headed Samuri Mouse 2026. Oil on paper, 18 x 24"
If You Listen to 'When I Hold You In My Arms' by Neil Young, Seven Times in a Row, at the Eighth Play You Will Experience a Romantic Satori, and Know Gutly That Nothing, Nothing of Earth and Sky Can Provide So Completely as Love For Another Human Being 2026. Oil on paper, 18 x 24"
Blue Origin Syphillitic Rocketship and Fake Big Boob Boom! 2026. Oil on paper, 18 x 24"
F is For “Flamingo” of Which This Bird is Not 2026. Oil on paper, 18 x 24"
I Encourage One and All to Trip Up the Billionaires at Every Turn. Let's Start With Wasting Our Equally Violent Stock Portfolios 2026. Oil on paper, 18 x 24"
Jack Above Glades 2026. Oil on paper, 18 x 24"
Finally, titles of paintings on front and back of scrap paper. They come to me about halfway through finishing. Rose gave me an idea about future social media posts of paintings. Begin with the title full screen, white on black, and then swipe to see the painting. I’ll try that tomorrow.