How to fail in steemit for dummies - A fool proof guide

in steemit •  last year

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If you follow this guide, there is no stopping you from your failure in steemit.

So do the following things and you're on your way to failure:

  1. Comment on other's posts with link to your post which is not relevant to their post.
  2. Get jealous of other's earnings.
  3. Comment on other's post to beg for them to follow you.
  4. Send link of your posts to random users on steemit.chat
  5. Piss off a whale. This one is easy. Do any of the things above and this one is done!
  6. Steal content. When writing about something, go to Google, write about your topic and copy from the fist search you see.
  7. Post crappy content. Throw in a picture, a few lines and you get your post.
  8. Expect to earn a thousand dollar from your second post here. After posting your introduction, pray that you get a 1000$ on the next post.
  9. Be a jerk here. Make fun of users who ask for help. Laugh at a spelling mistake. Flag without any reason.

And that my friend is how you can fail in steemit.

If you follow these steps, I assure you can fail with flying colours.


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Good summary @rahul.stan. It takes many good acts to build a good reputation, and only one bad one to lose it.

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Thank you. Yeah, reputation takes time to build but is lost easily

So, basically behave like you where on twitter or facebook and you get failing guaranteed :D ... This is what i love the most about steemit: jerks, trolls, bullies and drama-queens does not have a chance here!... Meanwhile in facebook been a jerk and trolling will get the post in top of everyone feed, here that negative attitude is hidden :D

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That's why the community here is so much better than any other sites.
Steemit is the best!

Im new to Steemit and I can't believe how many people on here are too lazy to write or make an original blog post. Glad to see it being addressed by other users.

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If you're new to steemit you might want to check out my previous post. :)
Thanks for stopping by here

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no worries! will definitely check it out, Thank you, @rahul.stan!

that made me smile. great read my friend.

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Thanks mate. Hope you had a good laugh 😃

That made me chuckle, thanks for the laugh 😁

Trying my best to fail at failing, hope I don't fail at failing to fail...

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If you want to fail go on.

You can also try the exact opposite 😉

i just wanted to write a good example of your list but then i got aware i'm much older then 11 yrs by today ^^

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Everything you've written went well over my head

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don't worry :-)

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If you say so..otherwise I was going to hit my head on the wall..

Hahah loved the style 'GUIDE'!

You are surely creative ;)

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Haha..Thanks mate!

I sinned. Forgive me Steem god! :)

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There's a special place for sinners. Its called Facebook.

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Haha. And it's darkest corner - Instagram.

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Haha..😂

You are one bad ass Lecturer @rahul.stan😆😆😆😆😊

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Haha. Thanks buddy.

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Don't mention it.....

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Thank you for your guide @rahul.stan

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You're welcome 😛

We are here to support each other's personal talents, experiences, and thoughts. It is a great platform for sharing these things. So be there for one another and be courteous and kind. Following these guidelines is a good way to make steemit GREAT! Thanks for this post! :)

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I agree to everything you said but this

Following these guidelines is a good way to make steemit GREAT!

Nope. Do the opposite and then you make steemit great

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Yes, thank you for the correction.

Who here enjoys shrimp fried rice?

upvoted :D

My dear friend. You're listed on my auto-upvoting list. From now you'll get upvotes from me & four other whales (following me) to your every posts. And in the next couple of weeks I'll be busy with my freelancing career, so, here in steemit I'll be irregular. If you need any help or, query then you may contact me via steemit chat .Thanks :)

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Thanks a lot mate!
Best of luck on your career :) @royalmacro

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