Who Sank My Battleship? A Tale of Mortal Combat on the High Steemian Seas [As Told by the Surviviors]

Anyhow, I steamed out of the area where the minor skirmish was raging, or so I thought, to patrol other Steemian controlled waters and was just minding my own business and not looking for a fight when out of the blue comes the call, "Multiple torpedoes to starboard!" The alarms started to blare across the deck and within the compartments of the SS Freedom Ninja. The crew reacted quickly and ran to their battlestations all wondering to themselves, "WTF mate! Aren't we in safe Steemian waters?"

Then we saw them! Incoming torpedoes from a internet submarine wolfpack! I was shocked...what are they doing here? I mean heck...the straights of Ytube and the dead sea of Fbook were known to be super dangerous, but Steemian waters? What was going on! What was even crazier was that these rogue attackers even had the gall to write their names on the torpedoes they launched at us.

Seaman Nico somehow, by the grace of Poseidon himself, was able to get closeup photos (seriously 💩 ) of each incoming torpedo even in the heat of battle:

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Thank you all for reading and Steem On!

MrFreedomNinja
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