Hitler Finds Out Jerry Banfield is Powering Down STEEM

in #steem6 years ago

Backstory

Jerry Banfield has issued Steemit Inc an ultimatum. He will leave the Steem blockchain, unless Flags are removed from the system.

Tune in to see what happens when Hitler finds out Jerry's plan!

Turn on Subtitles/Closed Captions!

Why?

There was a huge reaction to Jerry's post a while back about him leaving Steem for good. I read the discussions and some of the Witness discussions in chats and we all had a good laugh as well as some heated discussions. So, this was born from all of those talks just to get another chuckle out of it while it's still relevant.

I tried to get this out right after the post was made, but the site that creates these things will not work for me, and I tried 4x taking 45 minutes each time to set this up. Ultimately I gave up and created it using the Closed Caption option on YouTube.

I hope everyone, even those who are offended by it, can appreciate the time it took to create this. Writing the script alone took days, and the timing changing with each video I tried just made it take even longer. But in the end, it was worth it! =)

Dedicated To

@berniesanders
@ats-david
@schattenjaeger
@bethalea
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So many autofellationists and circle-jerkers here. Jerry was the rule, not the exception...as far as that goes.

Oh...and also when it comes to scammy scammers.

And whiny douchebags.

And talentless twats.

I tried to tell everyone last summer that he was a worthless shitbag trying to scheme and scam his way into a prominent position here. Nobody listened. Or, if they did, they never acted on the readily available information.

You reap what you sow, mother fuckers! So...how about cleaning out the rest of the useless trash on trending and at the top of the witness board?

Nah...that requires a modicum of effort and caring. And clearly - nobody gives a shit around here as long as the “free monies” are flowing. That’s why Jerry became a thing. The users here allowed it...they made it happen.

So, which is worse, Jerry or the Steem users who supported him? The latter are not threatening to leave, unfortunately.

And those of us who called him out at the very beginning? Everybody turned their backs on us. I will be accepting apologies every Wednesday from 5 to 7.

Of course, people are laughing at this, circle jerking this and upvoting this NOW when it's MAINSTREAM AND POPULAR and SAFE!

Fuck you people.

I learned my lesson from telling everyone that BitConnect was a ponzi from Zero Day. All that did was alienate my blog from the majority (which I'm not complaining about on a personal level) of crypto people and especially here on Steem.

So this time, I waited until the masses were onboard with Jerry being a douche. It's how guys like Doug Polk got rich shitting on BCC AFTER the ponzi imploded, while remaining silent the entire time prior to it.

#bro-marketing
;)

Lol. Timing is everything

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Voted for you as witness

Lol

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We should start a fund raiser to buy Jerry some shirts.

Awesome!! Must indeed taken a lot of time, but a real pleasure watching. Thanks.

I was waiting for this. . .Should have used comedyopenmic tag. This would have been a winner. 😂

lol... first thought that came to mind. i know autofellationist got the cherry already but that line about we also "upvote EOS posts" choked me :D

"Our economy will be drained due to the back injury claims by Autofellationist!"
this one cracked me up gooooood! :DDDD

I'm pretty sure that Der Untergang was created solely for these Hitler rant memes.

The writers had an idea. Idea to make Hitler rant about crazy stuff that happens all around the world. They had few rant ideas, maybe ten, but in order to make all that happen and get other people to make similar Hitler rants videos, they first needed to get funding and famous actors. And how to get funding and famous actors? Make a movie. A good movie. So they started with this scene and the rest of the movie script had to be built around it.

And as soon as the movie was out, they published their first Hitler rants video. Oh the joy! For the whole time they had been squirming in agony because they had their amazing rant video ideas, but they had to wait until the movie was finished.

And after all that waiting, anticipation and ranting, your Hitler rants video is part of a well planned scheme. Scheme that firstly was made to produce lots and lots of Hitler rants videos and secondly a movie about Hitlers end of days.

This is first hand knowledge. You can trust me.

Considering they monetized the video 30 seconds after upload, I think you're right!

Jester comment right here. @dj123

I don't resteem much but when I do... You know its worth while. Nice subtitles to this clip.

Fuck comunism, Fuck Socialism, Fuck Jerry Banfield!

Pmsl, @tuck-fheman that was hilarious, well put together.... Well worth the time and effort it took!

Well worth the wait Tuck. Are you sure we can't still ship Jerry off to Stalin? Seems like a fitting fate.

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