Ned is Now on Space Force 1 - New Contest 1k Steem in Prizes !

in steem •  11 months ago  (edited)

https://steemit.com/itshappening/@ned/re-joshuaedoja-re-ned-re-rawdawg-re-fbslo-re-wendyth16-re-berniesanders-ned-trying-to-be-sneaky-with-his-selling-20180721t213959415z

I can't believe that the busiest brain in Steemland, @ned saw Steemjet!

In honor of this momentus occasion, we must hold a contest (1k steem in prizes):

You may choose one of 2 memes:

  1. Uncle Ned's Bass Music Remix

or

  1. Uncle Ned's Blind Date with the Special Advisor to the Governor of Akwa Ibom, Nigeria, Mrs. Meflyn Awana, who just asked our boss,

@deandaniel

if Steemjet would establish Blockchain Tool School which is a crypto teaching program for all ages.


(Mrs. Meflyn Awana – Special Advisor to the Governor of Akwa Ibom, Nigeria)(SF1)


@ned (SF1) - Special Bass
(maybe we should send Ned some gears to fatten that tone, gain some weight if you are going to sing man, do it for the tone!)

Ned's biggest problem certainly ain't finding the perfect date, it's finding a classic tube amp with dying tubes to give him the world's most perfect tone. I have these samples Ned! I am a regular Bootsy Collins! Actually I sound more like the Italian announcer, but I got those samples!

Ned's problem is that he can not decide which of the zillion ideas he should utilize to improve the invention that hopefully is Danvinci Tesla's electricity jackpot:


and hopefully not his failed attempt at free energy:


Who knows exactly how many more back end blockchain breakthroughs we may see in our lifetime. The bottom line, as BTC has shown, is that if you can build something useful, robust, and unique, then people will use it. Ned, I wish you luck in automating your steem robot. I know that the solution is just a matter of math, so good luck on the concentration and focus. Think in the void like Bruce:

28:47

If I told you that the first word that I heard when I clicked forward in that video was "Bruce" would you believe me? It is the absolute freakiest truth. To enter the void, you really just need to remove the ego, but who would ever believe an old Nigerian scammer like me, anyway. Jesus, I'm joking! Where did everyone's sense of humor go? Are things really that bad? Who is the competition? Dan? Really? You mean the guy developing and advertising DPOS as the next best thing since sliced POW bread?

Now that BTC/LTC have won the currency war, Steem's pivot to the smart contract space is more than necessary. Crypto kittens are KILLING us! But Ned has the nearly impossible tasks of automating the onboarding process and future proofing Steem while simultaneously adding SMT tech. This is very difficult, so I say, "so what" if Ned dumps. It is still in the best interest of Ned Nakamoto to grow the business as he blasts us with assparagus and cuttlefish in (notice the Apple logo in the upper left hand corner of the screen, such marketing)


("Hodl on Ned! I belieeeeve in youuuuuu!")
(0:37)

a South Park Centipede!

The moral of this story Ned is that simply:

And I don't want to be a star, because my neighborhood ain't right. But for the sake of publicity, this is a great way for nobody to hear us.
(Play both videos simultaneously but turn the top one down and the bottom one up)
(go ahead, I'll wait while humming "you don't have to be a staaaar baby")

Where I live we can't just drink the water.

Nobody wants to hear about charity, they just want to simply talk about solutions

with their State Governors!

https://steemit.com/steem/@dimimp/steemjet-world-cup-day-16-it-s-not-the-self-vote-that-makes-you-evil-it-s-how-you-spend-your-reward#@deandaniel/re-dimimp-steemjet-world-cup-day-16-it-s-not-the-self-vote-that-makes-you-evil-it-s-how-you-spend-your-reward-20180630t063632343z
(give it a minute to load)

Where I come from, a quarter million Steem is major bling

Sooo, let's get down to business, the first problem I have with Steem is that my animated gif does not blink in my blog page (not cool man).

https://steemit.com/@dimimp

You must get the:

"What's up with TPAG Ned?!"

"What's a TPANG?"

"The Trending Page Animated Gif feature, first in the world on a blockchain mang!"

"dang"

GET OFF YOUR KETOGENIC ASS AND MAKE SNEAK CODE ME SOME ANIMATED GIFABILITY ON MY BLOG PAGE!

Smart Media Tokens?

"ARE WE THERE YET?"

Automated Onboarding?

"ARE WE THERE YET?"

Infinite Scalability?

"ARE WE THERE YET?"

Animated Gifs On Trending/Listing Pages?

"ARE WE THERE YET?"

Steemjet - Dude, just take a break from all that stress and surround yourself with SUPERSTARS!

Welcome to Steemjet Records!

You are hired, we totally need a bass player on Space Force 1. You get 1000 steem cash bonus up front or 6000 steem delegation for the next 6 months. Or, of course, you could be a superhero as well as a superstar, and turn down your salary.

So now, maybe I can ask you about something else:

Will the Steem blockchain need to be pruned in the future so that and all this wonderful art goes away?

Who cares then right?!

If nobody like @gutzygwin here,

https://steemit.com/steemjet/@gutzygwin/project-summary-of-ideologies-implented-on-jet-tweet-weekly-campaigns-for-steemjet-78bd6cff34e79

was around to broadcast us, then we did not deserve to survive as a community anyway. (hint for guitar players: "turn this one up to eleven")

Blockchain's incentive for humans to seek free energy for virtue of currency, gives Steem a chance be the first to solve a "social" aspect of the currency market itself, the process has begun, it simply grows and shrinks over time. We are just a bunch of math students looking for the answer to crypto community unification:

https://dsound.audio/#!/@emmycapable/20180720t070406244z-united-emmy-capable

There is just one more problem with Steem that I want to discuss with you Ned. Other than scaling, SMT's, and automated onboarding, my biggest complaint with Steem is.

Can anyone guess?

I'm waiting, waiting ...waaaaaaiting

How long is this post really going to last in life when it takes 3 days to download to my cell phone which is the tool (for lack) of choice for most of the Space Force. How long will our links remain viewable? How immutable are we really? How long will our tag sustain long term viewability?

Are we really eternal? Or will a less automatic second layer solution be required for infinite immutability?

What I'm saying is, pitch steem to the late great Robin Williams.....

aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnd GO!

(hit me with the first thing that comes to mind!)

(and make it funny)

Actually, just distill your pitch down to a Mitch Hedberg 1-liner

Steem - pump your personality


(because I am more of a blackjack player than dealer)

Steem - pimp your personality

That's what you need to do Ned, by sending @jesse12 your best high definition bass/vocals/whatever recording samples (isolated tracks only please) so that we can place you on the fast-track to superstardom. I heard you dig Mozart, so we would mix your bass with something like this,

mixed with a little Steemjet,

and of course, a little more STJ baby.

But as you can see, we have too many open projects to mention. I'm sure you know what it's like.

https://steemit.com/steemjet/@deandaniel/cryptocurrency-steemjet-awareness-program-organised-by-me

Steem was a wonderful host for this year's Steemjet World Cup.

The real Satoshi can retire because his job is done. All other chains better have developers, funding, or a community. Bitcoin is functional and effective money with an auomatically functioning community. Who owns bitcoin? Everybody who can get their virtual hands on some! These kids need to realize that as BTC/LTC approaches full legal tender status, Steem will see a rise in value and @ned would be wise to hire an army

If there was really a creator on our side, then we would have had a chance to capture some of this next money/currency adoption wave (3) that became inevitable when BTC began forking profusely while LTC and DGB simply continued improving traditional POW tech. In the beginning, there was only BTC, so it absorbed most of crypto wave 1 (value/money). Ethereum absorbed much of crypto wave 2 (utility) as more people wanted smart contracts and decentralized initial coin offerings.

This is why @ned is developing the Steem Machine Tokenizer, so we can capitalize on waves 2 and 4. Wave 3 echoes wave 1 just as wave 4 will echo wave 2. Cheaper and faster proof of work (POW) implementations are being developed by LTC/DGB for crypto wave 3 (frictionless currency). Waves 1 and 3 will be larger than waves 2 and 4 simply because money is our most useful unedible tool. But if we can ride this next wave correctly, then who knows where we will end up.

Deflationary currencies (BTC/LTC/DGB/VTC) need fees to pay miners when block rewards eventually reach zero. Therefore, adoption (who owns your crypto?) (answer = everybody) is the most important aspect of a successful cryptocurrency. Someday, POW miners will make more off transaction fees than they will from mining rewards, so there must be enough users, or the miners leave the network grinding to a halt. If NANO can function without any mining incentives or transaction fees, then the top few POW chains will easily be able to survive in the future on fees alone because, by then, POW will be a robust software with a tiny attack surface requiring zero maintenance. Energy and data storage will be cheap because humans love to learn.

DGB can function as a frictionless currency without a layer 2 solution, and they are working on identity features. The main POW chains will be capturing not only the money/currency market but some of the identity/security market as well. Any feature that DGB puts out into the market will be the most secure version of it even though it will not be the fastest. This is the route that KMD is taking with smart contracts. Slow development, but building securely along the lines of existing known robust POW tech. EOS/ETH/KMD are also attempting to capture broader sections of the smart contract market:

ETH with its turing complete flexibility.
EOS with its speed and capacity.
KMD with atomic swaps, maximum BTC-linked security, and language agnostic API

Many other platform coins are attempting to capture a slice of the blockchain utility space. This topic could run on for days, so I am just going to go back to the party. A lot of you received delegation and said that you wished that you had received liquid steem instead. Well, abracadabra, your wish is granted!

All new Space Force compensation packages will now come with a 1/6 cash out option that can be exercised anytime within the first 30 days.

Your position with the company never goes away even after your contract ends. Steemjet for life is not just a subliminal message:

Most new initiatives will be paid in cash because we are pivoting from a delegated steem power based capital structure to liquid steem based to conserve our time which is our most precious resource.

Steemjet World Cup Contest 1 of 4 (minimal logo)

https://steemit.com/steemjet/@dimimp/new-steemjet-logo-contest

1st (500) @dromzz

2nd (300) @graface

3rd (200) @aluyeah

4th (100) @mdnazmulhasan

5th (100) @aynydan

6th (100) @albert0davila

(500) @dimix3 for inspiring the next contest (logo maximal)

https://steemit.com/steem/@dimimp/dimix3-just-inspired-another-logo-contest-no-kidding

1st (500) ragnar01

2nd (400) @jogreh

3rd (300) @angiebrown

4th(200) @mbj

5th(100) @sistem

6th(50) @angiebrown

7th(50) @mfestra

8th(50) @candy1

Now the gif contest!

https://steemit.com/steem/@dimimp/steemjet-world-cup-day-20-gif-contest-137-sdb-in-prizes-up-to-250

3rd prize bounty awarded to @jayboi (137 steem)

2nd prize bounty awarded to @yhaulez (200 steem)

1st prize bounty (250 steem)...

And the winner is...

Who could have guessed that the world's number 1 gif maker would grace us with his presence?

The famous @runicar

And of course, the paint our logo contest:

https://steemit.com/steem/@dimimp/steemjet-world-cup-day-22-will-you-still-upvote-me-when-i-am-broke-mbj-and-dromzz-take-us-to-our-next-reality

1st prize @druids (300 steem) for tagging the hood of his Principal's car

2nd prize @dannytroniz (200 steem) for making an edible version

3rd prize @aleex (100 steem) for taking us there

4th prize (95 steem) @shuta for teaching us how its done

5th prize (90 steem) @jogreh for not getting caught

6th @yameen (85) for taking time on the tag to make it waterproof

7th @desmoniac (80) for making it frostproof

8th @angiebrown (75) for the ice cream paint job

9th @julietisrael (70) for getting the job done

10th @jayboi (65) for not forgetting the slogan

11th @soufiani (60) for putting it on ice

12th and 13th (105) @anikearn for the best idea yet!

14th @steemlover (90) for actually pulling it off

15th @annieshaka (40) for global crypto adoption

16th @solute (40) for electrifying it right off the page

17th @timothy76 (35)

16th @simonmaven (60)

@mbj (75)


@trayan (25)

@essiential (25)

@empato365 (25)

@samuel9135 (25)

yhaulez (50)

@applo (25)

@mhizsophie (25)
the face (forehead) of god https://steemit.com/@god

@albert0davila (25)

@omowumi (25)

@mdnazmulhasan (100)



@mrrpiusz (50)

@fuad2 (25)

@soufiani (25)

@deandaniel (25)

@maliktalha(25)

@aleex (25)

@tobyblac (25)

da-future (25)

@wakkylyon (25)

@ewoski (25)

samexycool (25)

candy1 (25)

ninoh22 (25)

@focygray (25)

@slimsieris (25)

georgechuks (25)

kristenantai01 (25)

druids (25)

@shrazi (25)

@jayboi (25)

kilatunzii (25)

peterakpan (25)

sweetim (25)

ephraimparker (25)

msytiqueblinkx (25)

xinese (25)

@stainedsheets (25)

@machroezar (25)

@tingulini (25)

@one-step1 (25)

Our next contest is STEEM High, and this picture from @shuta is the image to beat so far (400 steem prize). I will be paying out the winners to this contest next, so don't forget to post your entries below.

This one by @anyadan in currently in 2nd place (300)

I will end this contest and judge it for the boss because his time is most valuable right now:

https://steemit.com/introducingyourself/@steemjetnewbies/steemjet-newbies-hunt-launched

Look at how they do it!



Steem may be a financial investment, but Steemjet is a social investment.

https://discord.gg/4eKGXXY

@mrprecious and @emmycapable, your voices are incredible considering that you recorded them on cheap microphones. I am sending you each 1000 steem to buy this exact ribbon vocal mic which is magic in this particular application:

https://www.amazon.com/Beyerdynamic-M160-Double-Ribbon-Microphone/dp/B0002SAF2S/ref=sr_1_1?s=musical-instruments&ie=UTF8&qid=1533158230&sr=1-1&keywords=beyer+ribbon+mic

and this compressor:

https://www.amazon.com/FMR-RNC-1773-Compressor-Unit/dp/B0006I935Y

And your voice will sound as silky as Rebbie's

And we never mentioned the Faceboook connection once, that's a whole other post!

So tell me Ned, isn't Steemjet the freshest thing you ever seen?

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excellent job, great way to kick off this contest!

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Wow, really got excited
Thanks for your Kind words

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Hello Dimimp, I have been following you for a while and I must say you are one of the kindest and most generous people I've ever come across.
My name is Gift Adeola, I am from Nigeria.
I am in dire need of your kind help.
I am a widow with two beautiful sons
Laide who is three years old.

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And Laoye who is just 7 months old

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Life has been tough since my husband died in March from an illness we weren't able to afford treatment for.
My sons and I have been living from hand to mouth since then.
My eldest son is starting school Next month and I don't have the funds to pay his school fees and buy his school uniforms and books.
And to make things worse, the rent of our apartment has expired and we've been given until the weekend to pay or move out.
Our rent is N250,000 which is 625 Steem and my sons school fees is N50,000 which is 125 Steem which is a total of 750 steem.

I will sincerely appreciate if you come to our rescue as you are our last hope.

I will also ask to be employed in your space force as my job as a help only pays me N25,000 which is 62.5 Steem monthly which is not enough to feed my children and take care of their needs and I have had to sell most of my valuables so that we can survive this far.
Thank you as I anticipate your kind response.


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amazing images thank you!

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Anticipating boss, you said 137 but yiu giving me 25
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My Entry for the blind date contest and Steem high
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Hello Dimimp, I have been following you for a while and I must say you are one of the kindest and most generous people I've ever come across.
My name is Gift Adeola, I am from Nigeria.
I am in dire need of your kind help.
I am a widow with two beautiful sons
Laide who is three years old.

IMG_20180806_081343_742.jpg
And Laoye who is just 7 months old

IMG_20180806_082342_332.jpg

Life has been tough since my husband died in March from an illness we weren't able to afford treatment for.
My sons and I have been living from hand to mouth since then.
My eldest son is starting school Next month and I don't have the funds to pay his school fees and buy his school uniforms and books.
And to make things worse, the rent of our apartment has expired and we've been given until the weekend to pay or move out.
Our rent is N250,000 which is 625 Steem and my sons school fees is N50,000 which is 125 Steem which is a total of 750 steem.

I will sincerely appreciate if you come to our rescue as you are our last hope.

I will also ask to be employed in your space force as my job as a help only pays me N25,000 which is 62.5 Steem monthly which is not enough to feed my children and take care of their needs and I have had to sell most of my valuables so that we can survive this far.
Thank you as I anticipate your kind response.

This is my "Blind Date" Meme Contest Entry organised by the Steemjet Community. Hope it's awesome! Enjoy!

awesome mane by @igwentertainment.gif

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the image to beat so far!

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AWESOME!!!

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Here is my entry for the steem high contest.

https://steemit.com/steemjet/@solute/my-entry-for-the-contest

in jpeg format

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Hello Dimimp, I have been following you for a while and I must say you are one of the kindest and most generous people I've ever come across.
My name is Gift Adeola, I am from Nigeria.
I am in dire need of your kind help.
I am a widow with two beautiful sons
Laide who is three years old.

IMG_20180806_081343_742.jpg
And Laoye who is just 7 months old

IMG_20180806_082342_332.jpg

Life has been tough since my husband died in March from an illness we weren't able to afford treatment for.
My sons and I have been living from hand to mouth since then.
My eldest son is starting school Next month and I don't have the funds to pay his school fees and buy his school uniforms and books.
And to make things worse, the rent of our apartment has expired and we've been given until the weekend to pay or move out.
Our rent is N250,000 which is 625 Steem and my sons school fees is N50,000 which is 125 Steem which is a total of 750 steem.

I will sincerely appreciate if you come to our rescue as you are our last hope.

I will also ask to be employed in your space force as my job as a help only pays me N25,000 which is 62.5 Steem monthly which is not enough to feed my children and take care of their needs and I have had to sell most of my valuables so that we can survive this far.
Thank you as I anticipate your kind response.

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Hello @dimimp, this is my entry for the meme contest

https://steemit.com/@dwight50/steemjet-meme-contest

Ned's Blind Date with Meflyn Anwana
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Uncle NED'S BASS MUSIC REMIX
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too funy for TV!

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Hello Dimimp, I have been following you for a while and I must say you are one of the kindest and most generous people I've ever come across.
My name is Gift Adeola, I am from Nigeria.
I am in dire need of your kind help.
I am a widow with two beautiful sons
Laide who is three years old.

IMG_20180806_081343_742.jpg
And Laoye who is just 7 months old

IMG_20180806_082342_332.jpg

Life has been tough since my husband died in March from an illness we weren't able to afford treatment for.
My sons and I have been living from hand to mouth since then.
My eldest son is starting school Next month and I don't have the funds to pay his school fees and buy his school uniforms and books.
And to make things worse, the rent of our apartment has expired and we've been given until the weekend to pay or move out.
Our rent is N250,000 which is 625 Steem and my sons school fees is N50,000 which is 125 Steem which is a total of 750 steem.

I will sincerely appreciate if you come to our rescue as you are our last hope.

I will also ask to be employed in your space force as my job as a help only pays me N25,000 which is 62.5 Steem monthly which is not enough to feed my children and take care of their needs and I have had to sell most of my valuables so that we can survive this far.
Thank you as I anticipate your kind response.

Greetings Boss @dimimp!

I intend to have a word with you concerning the new direction STEEMJET PROGRAM is currently heading. However, this seems hardly the time to present it as the contest seems to be the foremost in the agenda of events currently. Be it as it may, I'll leave a link for you to peruse at your spare time. Please study it carefully, as it is a VERY attractive fund-generating incentive that promises to bring something innovative and can assist in the direction of:

  1. Movie
  2. Music, and
  3. Crypto Education.

Well, without waisting much of your already congested time, here is the link below:

https://steemit.com/steemjet/@steemjetgames/amended-copy-of-open-letter-to-boss-dimimp

Meanwhile, here is my submission for "Steem High" contest. Hope it captures your attention... Thanks!

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We are not abandoning existing projects, we are just focusing on Steemjet Records for the time being. Steemjet games is a fine initiative, and the video production part of your link looks valuable. We will be looking to focus on video art after we wrap up our current open contests, unless something prompts us to start something new

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Here is my entry for the steem high contest.

https://steemit.com/steemjet/@solute/my-entry-for-the-contest

in jpeg format

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Hello Dimimp, I have been following you for a while and I must say you are one of the kindest and most generous people I've ever come across.
My name is Gift Adeola, I am from Nigeria.
I am in dire need of your kind help.
I am a widow with two beautiful sons
Laide who is three years old.

IMG_20180806_081343_742.jpg
And Laoye who is just 7 months old

IMG_20180806_082342_332.jpg

Life has been tough since my husband died in March from an illness we weren't able to afford treatment for.
My sons and I have been living from hand to mouth since then.
My eldest son is starting school Next month and I don't have the funds to pay his school fees and buy his school uniforms and books.
And to make things worse, the rent of our apartment has expired and we've been given until the weekend to pay or move out.
Our rent is N250,000 which is 625 Steem and my sons school fees is N50,000 which is 125 Steem which is a total of 750 steem.

I will sincerely appreciate if you come to our rescue as you are our last hope.

I will also ask to be employed in your space force as my job as a help only pays me N25,000 which is 62.5 Steem monthly which is not enough to feed my children and take care of their needs and I have had to sell most of my valuables so that we can survive this far.
Thank you as I anticipate your kind response.

Dear Sir @dimimp,

Below is my submission for the STEEM HIGH contest. It's actually an animated gif of a Steem Coin doing a "Steem High" jump in an ancient court hall. Well, see for yourself -- and wish me luck (ha ha!)

Thanks!

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nery nice work, thanks!

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My BLIND DATE Meme Contest Entry

For encouraging me on my STEEM HIGH Contest submission, sir @dimimp, I'm prompted to present a Meme submission as requested by you. Hope you like it. Thanks!

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Hello boss @dimimp here is my entry for steem high ....

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Good day sir @dimimp, I was telling you that I sirpee1 worked together with @ninoh22 team, we embarked on campus steem campaign which was a success, you promoted some members and left some WHY?
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I want you to know that the lowest among us are no difference from the highest if you give them a chance and approach them with an open heart.
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With due regard @dimimp I deserve promotion and the due additional steem, I was thinking maybe there is now a conspiracy, we started well we shouldn't end it badly, to clear this and to avoid any kind of fighting please sir do the due.
thanks sir @dimimp

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You are are welcome dear sir @dimimp. Thank you so much for commending my work.

Hi steemit angel @dimimp
GREETING TO YOU!!!.....

I AM VERY THANKFULL TO YOU FOR PREVIOUS CONTEST.
NOW I MADE DESIGNS FOR THE STEEM HIGH CONTEST.
I MADE CHANGES IN MY PREVIOUS ENTRY FOR THE LOGO PAINT CONTEST.
I MADE A DESIGN FOR THE CONTEST WHICH I NAMED "STEEM IS ON THE RISING SUN".

I WILL ADD MORE DESIGNS SOON FOR THIS CONTEST.
@DIMIMP I ALSO WANT SOME STEEM AND WORK WITH YOU IN THE STEEM FORCE. @DIMIMP I SEE YOU COMPLETE PEOPLE WISHES SO I REQUEST YOU PLEASE CHECK MY WORK AND FULFILL MY WISH.

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yes, you do t he sun concept as good as anyone!

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steem high

Entry

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thanks!

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Hello boss @dimimp here is my entry for steem high ....

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My greatest comic hero is Superman. I chose him for the "Steem High" contest simply because he represents the VERY BEST of the Human Race -- though he's a Super Human, figuratively speaking, that is. Coming to think of it, a Super Human -- in this case, Superman -- is any man, ordinary as he may seem, who has done extraordinary SELFLESS deeds for Humanity. For that reason I CHOSE the symbol of Superman for this contest. For that reason also, I recognize you, Sir @dimimp as a Superman -- for all the SELFLESS good deeds you've been doing to every Steemjetter that crosses your path.

Keep up the good work, Sir!

I'm new to Steemit, and this is my very first post. Hope you like it. Have fun!

NOTE: I did some varieties of the Superman version of "Steem High" as I wanted to chose the best. Now the problem is: I don't know which is the best. So, I'm submitting all the varieties for you to chose the one you like best. Knock yourself out, Sir @dimimp...

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wow, incredible!

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MY "BLIND DATE" MEME CONTEST ENTRY

How do you manage to go through the thousands of posts that over-congest your Steemit page, Sir @dimimp? Even with my core i 5 laptop, I still find it near-impossible to make this next post -- and that's 3 days counting already!

To say your page is the busiest and the most congested page on the planet is not an exerggerate at all. And that's a complement, by the way!

Anyway, thanks a lot for spotlighting my Superman Steem High concept. I verily appreciate your honest gesture, and upvote. The upvote alone hyped up my reputation to an enviable position. You made my day, Sir @dimimp, to say the least. For that, I'm indebted to you...

Now, this is my follow-up Meme Contest "BLIND DATE" which I've been trying to post for the past 3 days!

Hope it meets up to your sense of humor, Sir @dimimp. Again, knock yourself out! (Bu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...!!!)

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Hello Dimimp, I have been following you for a while and I must say you are one of the kindest and most generous people I've ever come across.
My name is Gift Adeola, I am from Nigeria.
I am in dire need of your kind help.
I am a widow with two beautiful sons
Laide who is three years old.

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And Laoye who is just 7 months old

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Life has been tough since my husband died in March from an illness we weren't able to afford treatment for.
My sons and I have been living from hand to mouth since then.
My eldest son is starting school Next month and I don't have the funds to pay his school fees and buy his school uniforms and books.
And to make things worse, the rent of our apartment has expired and we've been given until the weekend to pay or move out.
Our rent is N250,000 which is 625 Steem and my sons school fees is N50,000 which is 125 Steem which is a total of 750 steem.

I will sincerely appreciate if you come to our rescue as you are our last hope.

I will also ask to be employed in your space force as my job as a help only pays me N25,000 which is 62.5 Steem monthly which is not enough to feed my children and take care of their needs and I have had to sell most of my valuables so that we can survive this far.
Thank you as I anticipate your kind response.

I thought I was the winner of 250 GIF contest, SO I comment for that..
But Now i check that I lost the contest. Its OK, I done mistake :)

Congratz to the Winner :D

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Alright, i am ready to work with you and i know you will choose right direction for us to follow.

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I have received reward for my wining... Thank you!!

PLEASE WHEN EXACTLY WILL MY CONTRACT EXPIRED!!!!

IS IT 2020 OR

IS IT 2019 !!

PLEASE DO TELL ME SO WILL KNOW HOW TO SETUP MY WORKING STRATEGIES!!!

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MY ENTRY FOR STEEM-HIGH CONTEST !!

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hello sir I am @sahiba and I from pakistan and new to steemit.
Sir i want to promote myself here in steemit and I need your help.
Sir i see you giving free steem to some people and i also want to get some steem.

In the previous contest I participated in the happie the bird contest but i did not get the reward from @lordjames I also sent him a memo message for rememberance but still did not receive anything.

I really disappointed and after that i didn't participate in any contest.

#Entry

i will be very thankfull if you sent me some steem and give me my reward.

#Entry of logo paint:

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you are dude. I believe in you that you will send me my previous reward and also for this contest.

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Hello Dimimp, I have been following you for a while and I must say you are one of the kindest and most generous people I've ever come across.
My name is Gift Adeola, I am from Nigeria.
I am in dire need of your kind help.
I am a widow with two beautiful sons
Laide who is three years old.

IMG_20180806_081343_742.jpg
And Laoye who is just 7 months old

IMG_20180806_082342_332.jpg

Life has been tough since my husband died in March from an illness we weren't able to afford treatment for.
My sons and I have been living from hand to mouth since then.
My eldest son is starting school Next month and I don't have the funds to pay his school fees and buy his school uniforms and books.
And to make things worse, the rent of our apartment has expired and we've been given until the weekend to pay or move out.
Our rent is N250,000 which is 625 Steem and my sons school fees is N50,000 which is 125 Steem which is a total of 750 steem.

I will sincerely appreciate if you come to our rescue as you are our last hope.

I will also ask to be employed in your space force as my job as a help only pays me N25,000 which is 62.5 Steem monthly which is not enough to feed my children and take care of their needs and I have had to sell most of my valuables so that we can survive this far.
Thank you as I anticipate your kind response.

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STEEMJET SPORTS HOD - SF7

I feel quite emotional accepting this offer, few weeks ago. I on boarded over 200 University students through the first ever STEEMJET football competition with many of them steeming and some on the queue awaiting account approval.

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Steem was what I preached. Now that our vision has changed to CRYPTO ADOPTION, I'll like to carry these ones along so they don't loose hope and direction.

I made a simple video animation to start the classes with. It's going to be an offline sections before setting them up.. I need your support to bring this to fruition

Also

I'm going to give them the BASIC knowledge of crypto. I was supporting many of them with my DSP, BUT with the cash offer, it's going to be a bit difficult, so I need your full support to start basic crypto class for these ones, so they can catch up to an extent and not miss the train

So I humbly request for promotion and cash out offer to buy the LTC/DGB AND VTC you talked about and some steem to support these ones with basic crypto knowledge and set them up as well.

These are my progress from the competition

https://steemit.com/steemjet/@donnest/successful-day-1-steemjet-sports-competition-and-update

https://steemit.com/steemjet/@donnest/day-two-of-the-steemjet-sports-competition

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steem high

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Hi @dimimp,
I was scouted by @kabolo and was onboarded to be part of the music Project.

Alongside @kanemonday and @tudors and funds provided by @kabolo we collaboratively produced a track which we titled SteemJet Love, I don't know if you've heard it.
The song is 100% original material, the track was mastered, produced and mixed by us independent of any external funding.
Here is the link,
https://m.soundcloud.com/user-659355739/steemjet-love

And here is the instrumental produced by us too,

https://m.soundcloud.com/user-659355739/steemjet-love-instrumental

Here is the freestyle session we had prior to recording the track.

I was hoping you could support our efforts by getting us gears, @kabolo has actually kicked off plans for a second track and accompanying music video, and possibly get me on the space force team too.

Thanks.
Please reply.

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I'm glad to write you this sir @dimimp. It's has been long I got to know about you and your generosity. Since then, I frequently visit you blog on steemit blockchain. This had made me to know your passion towards expanding the steemit blockchain.
Please sir, I meekly apply to be one of your space force on the steemjet community.
Please give me some liquid steem which I can power up to enhance my productivity on the steemjet community.
I am here to show my talents on teaching and designing.
I am ready to take the teaching of EOS, LTC and steem to people who have not heard about it.
I really need this steem to do this sir. I am a teacher in one high school in my local area. I want to teach these students about the blockchain technology and let them see the what steemit can offer them. Giving me steem will go a long way sir, as I'll also be using it to encourage them and probably giving them base on their commitment.
Sir, I've been making contribution on your posts but seems you have not been seeing it. Below is the link to some of my post on the steemjet community.
https://steemit.com/steemjet/@alayor/steemjet-flippy-happie-the-bird-contest
https://steemit.com/steemjet/@alayor/steem-daily-steem-higher

I solicit again for your support in giving me steem to allow me reach out to people who have no knowledge about the steemit blockchain and also enlightening those that are in the system.
I look forward to hearing a positive response from you.
Thanks sir @dimimp

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I have been active in promoting steem even thou am not a member of your space force, I humbly request that you send me something to hold on to. Thank you

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Hello @dimimp, thanks for putting a smile on so many faces, you are one of kind.
I'm very happy for all those you've supported through your exuberant generosity.
I'm hoping to start trading cryptocurrency, I have been learning for a while now but I don't have the money to start. Pls I need your support and I hope am also lucky as those you've bless.

Not to forget I'm a lover of music, this was my entry for the steemjet musical contest, but unfortunate for me I wasn't the winner, but I hope you like it. Thanks for steemjet @dimimp.

https://steemit.com/steemjetmusical/@dinah-macspeaks/steemjet-musical-contest-entry-round-2

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@dimimp am happy to hear from you that you will still stay with steemjet and it not over for steemjetters yet, because we still have Alot to do.

Thank you for the steem you send to me,
but you owe me 400steem and you sent 200steem, am sure it was a mix up and am sure you will surely fulfill your promise. Here is the screenshot
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Sir @dimimp I will also like to get the cash out option for my steempower though you have extended my contract to 2019 and also you promised me a promotion to sf4. But I will like to get the cash so as to use it to fund part of the budget I proposed to you.
https://steemit.com/steemjet/@omowumi/re-dimimp-dimimp-s-steemjet-post-2-congratulations-to-everyone-who-was-able-to-read-my-inaugural-steemjet-post-before-it-became-the-most-20180608t030350563z

The total amount of steem you are Owing me is 450steem sir @dimimp .

Am very sure you are the man of your words and you will do that for me.

Is your loyal girl @omowumi the only queen of bling.
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This is my first contest on steemit
here comes my entry
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And i got to know that it's free and fair so i decided to participate by bringing up this cool concept...
My Entry👇
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STEEMJET PHOTOGRAPHY IS MOVING FORWARD, ALL THANKS TO @DIMIMP.
Hello @dimimp , Thank you for your support to Steemjet Photography. I will be truly grateful if I could even get more steem support.
Thank You Boss!

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Steemjet Skyline

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I will also love to remind you about your plan which will take us to the next phase. A collaboration with @essiential. I beleive you have alot on your mind and I would love to remind you about this incase you've forgotten.

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OK then...

I accept the cash out .......!!!!

I made my choice before without calculation

Hope you are not offended?

let me get some other coins as you directed and focus on our next project going forward!

it has been a great experience staying with you.... And I promise to stay and work with you till the time we are here...

I will engage with steemjet forever

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Good day to the best community on steemit.
Regards to the boss of steemjet @dimimp.
It was said by the boss of steemjet @dimimp that @ned is now on steemjet, which we are happy to have the grand CEO of steemit on steemjet.

Now we are here to meme @ned and meflyn(special adviser to the governor of Uyo). The boss of steemjet @dimimp have made this inform of contest to have the best meme.

@dimimp as well open another contest which is steem high, to show the graphic we have on steemjet.

Here is my entry for the steem high.

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Here is the blind date ned having with meflyn, which happens to be inform of meme. 😂.

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Here is it.
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Here is the link
https://steemit.com/steemjet/@ninoh22/steemjet-steem-high-and-blind-date

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Thank you boss @dimimp for appreciating my work.
You said I should keep it up.
But please kick me some steem to keep the work going boss, as you said that all good work will receive compensation. Please I will be waiting as you compensate me with steem bath, I will really appreciate it sir. .

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Boss @dimimp thanks for telling me I deserved it.
To really know I deserve to be compensated, please send me liquid steem of 300 to feel on top of the world(happy) and buy some crypto so as to teach crypto.
I will be waiting for the liquid steem in my wallet sir.

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Man I'm also waiting for the cash, why is it taking so long?

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Good day to the boss of steemjet @dimimp.
You have been a stepping stone to many steemian glory.

It is very clear that you want to do more of what you are doing now but you don't see whales back up as you said earlier.

As the matter of fact, we are highly with you for the progress of this lovely community.

It was said by the boss @dimimp that the next contest he will attend to is the steem high contest.

Here is my entry for the steem high contest.

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Here is the second for my steem high entry.

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I hope to get a good results from this contest.

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Hello Dimimp, I have been following you for a while and I must say you are one of the kindest and most generous people I've ever come across.
My name is Gift Adeola, I am from Nigeria.
I am in dire need of your kind help.
I am a widow with two beautiful sons
Laide who is three years old.
IMG_20180806_081343_742.jpg

And Laoye who is just 7 months old

IMG_20180806_082342_332.jpg

Life has been tough since my husband died in March from an illness we weren't able to afford treatment for.
My sons and I have been living from hand to mouth since then.
My eldest son is starting school Next month and I don't have have the funds to pay his school fees and buy his school uniforms and books.
And to make things worse, the rent of our apartment has expired and we've been given until the weekend to pay or move out.
Our rent is N250,000 which is 625 Steem and my sons school fees is N50,000 which is 125 Steem which is a total of 750 steem.

I will sincerely appreciate if you come to our rescue as you are our last hope.

I will also ask to be employed in your space force as my job as a help only pays me N25,000 which is 62.5 Steem monthly which is not enough to feed my children and take care of their needs and I have had to sell most of my valuables so that we can survive this far.
Thank you as I anticipate your kind response.

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This an amazing turn out of event. A wide search through steemit back to back shows no other person so dim and generous @dimimp. I am @mackoblinkz and I want to walk you through my story.
I am a Nigerian and an undergraduate. I am a computer scientist but most of all, I am an actor, yes I am an actor with a flair for comedy. These are proofs of movies I’ve starred in and comedy skits I’ve been able to produce.
I greatly admire the @steemjet community and it came as a shock when you revealed that @dimimp is @dan and @god. Regardless we still want you to totally silence those doubt about your true identity by creating an article to @steemjet using your @dan account. This would (in a way) be a big victory and I bet the steemjet dance crew would give us a victory dance.
As an actor I’ve had little or no opportunity to grow myself because the movie industry platform In Nigeria is very selective, difficult and climbing the ladder is expensive. like you, I would also want to give others opportunity to showcase their God –given talent grooming and helping them grow but this isn’t really possible now because I myself have not gotten my “BIG BREAK”. I’ve not seen the opportunity or sponsorship I need to grow, and the struggle here in Nigeria hasn’t been easy ….This is a struggle I would not want any other aspiring actor or someone with great talent and potential to pass through. The struggle is required but very discouraging. I wish to inform you that I have quite a number of project(cinema movie and TV series script) with a budget of over 5000 steem at hand that will benefit me and other aspiring entertainers but finance has been a major issue for me. Lastly I would appreciate a space in the steemjet space force to enable me give upcoming entertainers a platform.
You can view these link below to check out some of my works. if you would I will really appreciate some sponsorship and a space on the steemjet spaceforce. Thank you so much sir.



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@dimimp, you promoted members of the newbie department, I wanted to confirm if that promotion came with contract extension?

And a crosscheck showed that @kabolo was excluded from the promotion even though they are part of the newbie department.

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I think so!.. The contract came with extension..

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Steemjet has been amazing and a blessing to so many of us, Thank you @dimimp for giving us such opportunity. But I have a request to make, I'm currently into importation in a small scale and I'm currently in need of 1.2 million naira which is equivalent to 2,400 steem. This funds is to help me expand the importation. It is also worthy of note that I would have made 3 times that amount in the worst case scenario within the space of 2 months of the goods arrival.
This will be a big breakthrough for me and I would be everly grateful to you if my request is granted.
It is also worthy of Note that some steemjet members around my location will also benefit by been gainfully employed through me.
I have already mapped out a marketting strategy that will make me penetrate the market at ease. I already have an online store that will help me penetrate the online community. This will be a Life changing experience to me if You grant me this request.

Meanwhile I accept my cash out offer to enable me invest.

Thanks a lot for all you've done so far for us, May God Eternally bless you.
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I also take the cash out option @dimimp, all efforts to reaching out to you on your recent post has proved abortive.
I also humbly seek for your assistance concerning tuition fees payment for my four(4) kid siblings. The first is going to proceed into a college of education, the second is supposed to be in the second phase of senior secondary school(SS2) but wasted a year at home due lack of funds to sponsor him, now a new session is here again, I don't want him to stay at home, pls help @dimimp! The third and fourth are twin, and they have just graduated from primary to secondary school.
The expenses to expend is huge for the family to get each one of them enrolled respectively. As calculated, we'll need about 600steems for a start since they are enrolling into public(government) owned schools (public schools are not as expensive as private schools).
Whatever measure of your support will be highly appreciated.

Please come to our aid @dimimp & I see this as a way to preach cryptocurrency to kids, one of steemjet's key points because I'll definitely let them know the source of the funds if it eventually comes.

Thanks.

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Boss @dimimp please check out this new song for you.

Nobody like Dimimp - @Peepey https://steemit.com/steemjet/@peepey/nobody-like-dimimp-song-for-dimimp

Boss i'll like to take the cash out option
Thank you

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STEEM looks Promising, but the entire Cryptocurrency space looks much more promising. As regards this, it's disheartening that a huge chunk of the world's population still do not know what blockchain is, let alone Cryptocurrency. Not for long though as the SteemJet Moviestars are all geared up to wash the scales off the eyes of the looking but not seeing fraction of the world's population through practical explanatory videos.

Well, we have just observed that steemjet will be making some changes. In the light of these changes we too the steemjet moviestars will be making changes too as regarding our storylines . we will now focus more on crypto-education in our subsequent videos. We will also shorten our videos to 3mins or less so that the message of our videos will be grasped comprehensively by our targeted audience. It is also the wish of each and every member of the crew that they get to be spaceforce members since we are going to be the major focus of steemjet from now on the others being the music and dancing categories. And sir @dimimp do well to give this video your best criticism and if it beats your benchmark we'll be glad to receive the bonuses that your promised us😁. On this note , i will leave you with these captivating words of @emmycapable

"On the wings of superstars, we are making changes"

CAST AND CREW OF STEEMJET MOVIESTARS:
@bateren (CEO)
@okipeter (actor)
@chukychuky (actor)
@tonerochi (actor)
@brunorich (actor)
@ced000 (script writer)
@jovee (actor)
@kally (actor)
@eghe21 (videographer)
@joshuaedoja SF3 (supporter)
@kilatunzii SF3 (supporter and video editor )

Check out the latest movie We promised to deliver.

We will be expecting your kind gestures as we keep putting a lot of work into this everyday.

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Hello boss! How are you?

My entry for the steem high contest. I think I will rock this contest.

post link:
https://steemit.com/steemjet/@yameen/entry-for-the-steem-high-contest

Please do not ignore it because I take many hours on it.

Boss @dimimp I am working tirelessly and i am the part of this community from the beginning but firstly you delegated sp a month ago and now i am working hard but I didn't get any promotion.
Please give me promotion.
And clear me about my contract because I am hired a month ago.
And I don't want cash out offer.
@dimimp you are great
ALWAYS THANKFULL TO YOU...

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hello sir. I also want to be a part of steemjet.

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Sir, @dimimp It is only God that can pay youv back your benevolence to the great steemjet community.
You have touch lifes beyoung recongition, and your acts is more than a foot print in hollywood walk of fame.
Actually i am yet to feel your godless, i have participated in so somany steemjet competitions, designed logo, , etc
It pains me that my effort are not enough or is not been recognized,
I have made you i request about my heart, because am internally ill of a disease that threatens my life.
I taught you will hear my plea. But it was never replied.

Please come to my rescue, time is upon me now, I cast my trust on you,
Please give me a bath too

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We opened a small school for child. Now we need help from you. If you will help us, then we can take a house and buy t-shirt for all, so we need help to you.

Now we need some money badly sir. Please help us. Sir

https://steemit.com/steemjet/@steemjet.sks/steemjet-always-king

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This an amazing turn out of event. A wide search through steemit back to back shows no other person so dim and generous @dimimp. I am @mackoblinkz and I want to walk you through my story.
I am a Nigerian and an undergraduate. I am a computer scientist but most of all, I am an actor, yes I am an actor with a flair for comedy. These are proofs of movies I’ve starred in and comedy skits I’ve been able to produce.
I greatly admire the @steemjet community and it came as a shock when you revealed that @dimimp is @dan and @god. Regardless we still want you to totally silence those doubt about your true identity by creating an article to @steemjet using your @dan account. This would (in a way) be a big victory and I bet the steemjet dance crew would give us a victory dance.
As an actor I’ve had little or no opportunity to grow myself because the movie industry platform In Nigeria is very selective, difficult and climbing the ladder is expensive. like you, I would also want to give others opportunity to showcase their God –given talent grooming and helping them grow but this isn’t really possible now because I myself have not gotten my “BIG BREAK”. I’ve not seen the opportunity or sponsorship I need to grow, and the struggle here in Nigeria hasn’t been easy ….This is a struggle I would not want any other aspiring actor or someone with great talent and potential to pass through. The struggle is required but very discouraging. I wish to inform you that I have quite a number of project(cinema movie and TV series script) with a budget of over 5000 steem at hand that will benefit me and other aspiring entertainers but finance has been a major issue for me. Lastly I would appreciate a space in the steemjet space force to enable me give upcoming entertainers a platform.
You can view these link below to check out some of my works. if you would I will really appreciate some sponsorship and a space on the steemjet spaceforce. Thank you so much sir.



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@dimimp this is my entry for the steemhigh contest

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Sir @dimimp, i made an entry into the steem high contest some weeks back. Here is a link to the post i made:
https://steemit.com/steemjet/@okipeter/my-graphics-design-for-steem-high


Check out the design i made below:
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Sir @dimimp, you actually confirmed my entry. This is a screenshot of your reply. Sir @dimimp, please look into this:
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Super design. Such detail. Buildings even labeled :)

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Hello boss! How are you?

My entry for the steem high contest. I think I will rock this contest.

post link:
https://steemit.com/steemjet/@yameen/entry-for-the-steem-high-contest

Please do not ignore it because I take many hours on it.

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Boss @dimimp I am working tirelessly and i am the part of this community from the beginning but firstly you delegated steem power a month ago and now i am working hard but I didn't get any promotion.
Please give me promotion.
And clear me about my contract because I am hired a month ago
@dimimp you are great
ALWAYS THANKFULL TO YOU...

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Here is my entry for the steem high contest.

https://steemit.com/steemjet/@solute/my-entry-for-the-contest

in jpeg format

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thank you so much boss.

boss i am waiting from too long.

i am still not in the steem force.

I am very active and responding here.

please get me hire soon.

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Hello Dimimp, I have been following you for a while and I must say you are one of the kindest and most generous people I've ever come across.
My name is Gift Adeola, I am from Nigeria.
I am in dire need of your kind help.
I am a widow with two beautiful sons
Laide who is three years old.

IMG_20180806_081343_742.jpg
And Laoye who is just 7 months old

IMG_20180806_082342_332.jpg

Life has been tough since my husband died in March from an illness we weren't able to afford treatment for.
My sons and I have been living from hand to mouth since then.
My eldest son is starting school Next month and I don't have the funds to pay his school fees and buy his school uniforms and books.
And to make things worse, the rent of our apartment has expired and we've been given until the weekend to pay or move out.
Our rent is N250,000 which is 625 Steem and my sons school fees is N50,000 which is 125 Steem which is a total of 750 steem.

I will sincerely appreciate if you come to our rescue as you are our last hope.

I will also ask to be employed in your space force as my job as a help only pays me N25,000 which is 62.5 Steem monthly which is not enough to feed my children and take care of their needs and I have had to sell most of my valuables so that we can survive this far.
Thank you as I anticipate your kind response.

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Good day to the best community on steemit.
Regards to the boss of steemjet @dimimp.
It was said by the boss of steemjet @dimimp that @ned is now on steemjet, which we are happy to have the grand CEO of steemit on steemjet.

Now we are here to meme @ned and meflyn(special adviser to the governor of Uyo). The boss of steemjet @dimimp have made this inform of contest to have the best meme.

@dimimp as well open another contest which is steem high, to show the graphic we have on steemjet.

Here is my entry for the steem high.

steemjet all.JPG

Here is the blind date ned having with meflyn, which happens to be inform of meme. 😂.

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Here is it.
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Here is the link
https://steemit.com/steemjet/@ninoh22/steemjet-steem-high-and-blind-date

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great work ninoh!

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Boss @dimimp please check out this new song for you.

Nobody like Dimimp - @Peepey https://steemit.com/steemjet/@peepey/nobody-like-dimimp-song-for-dimimp

Boss i'll like to take the cash out option
Thank you

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Thanks you sir can you be able to help me please I really need your help

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Hello Dimimp, I have been following you for a while and I must say you are one of the kindest and most generous people I've ever come across.
My name is Gift Adeola, I am from Nigeria.
I am in dire need of your kind help.
I am a widow with two beautiful sons
Laide who is three years old.

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And Laoye who is just 7 months old

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Life has been tough since my husband died in March from an illness we weren't able to afford treatment for.
My sons and I have been living from hand to mouth since then.
My eldest son is starting school Next month and I don't have the funds to pay his school fees and buy his school uniforms and books.
And to make things worse, the rent of our apartment has expired and we've been given until the weekend to pay or move out.
Our rent is N250,000 which is 625 Steem and my sons school fees is N50,000 which is 125 Steem which is a total of 750 steem.

I will sincerely appreciate if you come to our rescue as you are our last hope.

I will also ask to be employed in your space force as my job as a help only pays me N25,000 which is 62.5 Steem monthly which is not enough to feed my children and take care of their needs and I have had to sell most of my valuables so that we can survive this far.
Thank you as I anticipate your kind response.

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Hi steemit angel @dimimp
GREETING TO YOU!!!.....

I AM VERY THANKFULL TO YOU FOR PREVIOUS CONTEST.
NOW I MADE DESIGNS FOR THE STEEM HIGH CONTEST.
I MADE CHANGES IN MY PREVIOUS ENTRY FOR THE LOGO PAINT CONTEST.
I MADE A DESIGN FOR THE CONTEST WHICH I NAMED "STEEM IS ON THE RISING SUN".

I WILL ADD MORE DESIGNS SOON FOR THIS CONTEST.
@DIMIMP I ALSO WANT SOME STEEM AND WORK WITH YOU IN THE STEEM FORCE. @DIMIMP I SEE YOU COMPLETE PEOPLE WISHES SO I REQUEST YOU PLEASE CHECK MY WORK AND FULFILL MY WISH.

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takiing her to the mall of america, I dig it!

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Gush this gat me laughing hard...😀😀😀

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Good To see you here, You just check the main post you will be surprised. 😀
https://steemit.com/steemjet/@maliktalha/entry-for-the-steemjet-contest

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Hello Dimimp, I have been following you for a while and I must say you are one of the kindest and most generous people I've ever come across.
My name is Gift Adeola, I am from Nigeria.
I am in dire need of your kind help.
I am a widow with two beautiful sons
Laide who is three years old.

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And Laoye who is just 7 months old

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Life has been tough since my husband died in March from an illness we weren't able to afford treatment for.
My sons and I have been living from hand to mouth since then.
My eldest son is starting school Next month and I don't have the funds to pay his school fees and buy his school uniforms and books.
And to make things worse, the rent of our apartment has expired and we've been given until the weekend to pay or move out.
Our rent is N250,000 which is 625 Steem and my sons school fees is N50,000 which is 125 Steem which is a total of 750 steem.

I will sincerely appreciate if you come to our rescue as you are our last hope.

I will also ask to be employed in your space force as my job as a help only pays me N25,000 which is 62.5 Steem monthly which is not enough to feed my children and take care of their needs and I have had to sell most of my valuables so that we can survive this far.
Thank you as I anticipate your kind response.

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Hi boss @dimimp here is my entry ...for blind date .

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great work!

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Steemjet has been amazing and a blessing to so many of us, Thank you @dimimp for giving us such opportunity. But I have a request to make, I'm currently into importation in a small scale and I'm currently in need of 1.2 million naira which is equivalent to 2,400 steem. This funds is to help me expand the importation. It is also worthy of note that I would have made 3 times that amount in the worst case scenario within the space of 2 months of the goods arrival.
This will be a big breakthrough for me and I would be everly grateful to you if my request is granted.
It is also worthy of Note that some steemjet members around my location will also benefit by been gainfully employed through me.
I have already mapped out a marketting strategy that will make me penetrate the market at ease. I already have an online store that will help me penetrate the online community. This will be a Life changing experience to me if You grant me this request.

Meanwhile I accept my cash out offer to enable me invest.

Thanks a lot for all you've done so far for us, May God Eternally bless you.
#SF7

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Thanks boss .....

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Hello boss @dimimp I need your help ....I need some liquid steem ....sir I really need steem kindly help me....

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Here's one of my entries for the meme contest!!

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nice piece!

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Steemjet has been amazing and a blessing to so many of us, Thank you @dimimp for giving us such opportunity. But I have a request to make, I'm currently into importation in a small scale and I'm currently in need of 1.2 million naira which is equivalent to 2,400 steem. This funds is to help me expand the importation. It is also worthy of note that I would have made 3 times that amount in the worst case scenario within the space of 2 months of the goods arrival.
This will be a big breakthrough for me and I would be everly grateful to you if my request is granted.
It is also worthy of Note that some steemjet members around my location will also benefit by been gainfully employed through me.
I have already mapped out a marketting strategy that will make me penetrate the market at ease. I already have an online store that will help me penetrate the online community. This will be a Life changing experience to me if You grant me this request.

Meanwhile I accept my cash out offer to enable me invest.

Thanks a lot for all you've done so far for us, May God Eternally bless you.
#SF7

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Hello Dimimp, I have been following you for a while and I must say you are one of the kindest and most generous people I've ever come across.
My name is Gift Adeola, I am from Nigeria.
I am in dire need of your kind help.
I am a widow with two beautiful sons
Laide who is three years old.

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And Laoye who is just 7 months old

IMG_20180806_082342_332.jpg

Life has been tough since my husband died in March from an illness we weren't able to afford treatment for.
My sons and I have been living from hand to mouth since then.
My eldest son is starting school Next month and I don't have the funds to pay his school fees and buy his school uniforms and books.
And to make things worse, the rent of our apartment has expired and we've been given until the weekend to pay or move out.
Our rent is N250,000 which is 625 Steem and my sons school fees is N50,000 which is 125 Steem which is a total of 750 steem.

I will sincerely appreciate if you come to our rescue as you are our last hope.

I will also ask to be employed in your space force as my job as a help only pays me N25,000 which is 62.5 Steem monthly which is not enough to feed my children and take care of their needs and I have had to sell most of my valuables so that we can survive this far.
Thank you as I anticipate your kind response.

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Here is my entry for the steem high contest.

https://steemit.com/steemjet/@solute/my-entry-for-the-contest

in jpeg format

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yes, got it thanks!

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Good day boss @dimimp


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This has been a design I made for long, when my system was alive. And I present it as an entry to steem high.i wasn't able to be a part of world Cup because same reason, feel sad the steem bath for it, didn't reach me. @dimimp sir I look forward to you to resume my work base on the approval funding. Still anticipating.

And finially I accept the 1:6 buyout of the sp

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Still anticipating, to start work

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Hello Dimimp, I have been following you for a while and I must say you are one of the kindest and most generous people I've ever come across.
My name is Gift Adeola, I am from Nigeria.
I am in dire need of your kind help.
I am a widow with two beautiful sons
Laide who is three years old.

IMG_20180806_081343_742.jpg
And Laoye who is just 7 months old

IMG_20180806_082342_332.jpg

Life has been tough since my husband died in March from an illness we weren't able to afford treatment for.
My sons and I have been living from hand to mouth since then.
My eldest son is starting school Next month and I don't have the funds to pay his school fees and buy his school uniforms and books.
And to make things worse, the rent of our apartment has expired and we've been given until the weekend to pay or move out.
Our rent is N250,000 which is 625 Steem and my sons school fees is N50,000 which is 125 Steem which is a total of 750 steem.

I will sincerely appreciate if you come to our rescue as you are our last hope.

I will also ask to be employed in your space force as my job as a help only pays me N25,000 which is 62.5 Steem monthly which is not enough to feed my children and take care of their needs and I have had to sell most of my valuables so that we can survive this far.
Thank you as I anticipate your kind response.

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Steemjet has been amazing and a blessing to so many of us, Thank you @dimimp for giving us such opportunity. But I have a request to make, I'm currently into importation in a small scale and I'm currently in need of 1.2 million naira which is equivalent to 2,400 steem. This funds is to help me expand the importation. It is also worthy of note that I would have made 3 times that amount in the worst case scenario within the space of 2 months of the goods arrival.
This will be a big breakthrough for me and I would be everly grateful to you if my request is granted.
It is also worthy of Note that some steemjet members around my location will also benefit by been gainfully employed through me.
I have already mapped out a marketting strategy that will make me penetrate the market at ease. I already have an online store that will help me penetrate the online community. This will be a Life changing experience to me if You grant me this request.

Meanwhile I accept my cash out offer to enable me invest.

Thanks a lot for all you've done so far for us, May God Eternally bless you.
#SF7

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I also choose the cash out option @dimimp, all efforts to reaching out to you on your recent post has proved abortive.
I also humbly seek for your assistance concerning tuition fees payment for my four(4) kid siblings. The first is going to proceed into a college of education, the second is supposed to be in the second phase of senior secondary school(SS2) but wasted a year at home due lack of funds to sponsor him, now a new session is here again, I don't want him to stay at home, pls help @dimimp! The third and fourth are twin, and they have just graduated from primary to secondary school.
The expenses to expend is huge for the family to get each one of them enrolled respectively. As calculated, we'll need about 600steems for a start since they are enrolling into public(government) owned schools (public schools are not as expensive as private schools).
Whatever measure of your support will be highly appreciated.
Please come to our aid @dimimp & I see this as a way to preach cryptocurrency to kids, one of steemjet's key points because I'll definitely let them know the source of the funds if it eventually comes.

Thanks.

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Steem High Entry

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From another perspective

STEEM HIGH CLUB HOUSE

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This is my entry for the blind date meme challenge

https://steemit.com/steemjet/@yhutie/steemjet-blind-date-contest-ned-vs-meflyn
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This is my entry for the Uncle Ned's bass music remix
https://steemit.com/steemjet/@yhutie/uncle-ned-s-bass-music-remix-meme-challenge
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Good day @dimimp @dan or @god. IMG_20180720_114515_014.JPG
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I know you are familiar with some of these disturbing images and of which you talked about in three of your post and till date, you are yet to give any steem for this project. It got so bad that I had to promote this post again thinking it will help but it didn't. Steemit was created because of something like this, in order to help our our community and the less privileged but it is quite unfortunate that things are drifting the other way round. Please, we need you to support this project and help the less privileged please. I plan to teach them how on how to trade crypto, what is crypto, steem blockchain and blockchain technology as a whole. Please, we need your help on this project and here is the link below.
https://steemit.com/charity/@tyrex/reposting-help-improve-the-living-standard-of-kado-kuchi-youth-community-and-it-environment
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Proof that I was there.

Employ me to the Steemjet Force and See Me so wonders in the department of charity and skills acquisition while we take @steemjet to the moon 🌙

My Entry sir @dimimp

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Leading the way to STEEM HIGHSCHOOL .... BY @tobyblac

please sir, do consider my entry and a space in your SF squad.

Hello Supreme leader, you skipped my entry. Is it because I'm not your Space Force member yet? But I hope to become one whenever you find me worthy.

Please reward my hard work, I spent weeks to perfect that colour separation.

I am words and STEEM

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Sir @dimimp, i made an entry into the steem high contest some weeks back. Here is a link to the post i made:
https://steemit.com/steemjet/@okipeter/my-graphics-design-for-steem-high


Check out the design i made below:
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Sir @dimimp, you actually confirmed my entry. This is a screenshot of your reply. Sir @dimimp, please look into this:
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thanks!

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Hello boss at @dimimp this is my entry for the meme contest do it not ned and meflyn that are on the blind date, I had to add some idea to it using the blind date to enlighten her about the aim of Steemjet

to teach people about crypto (LTC and DGD) which will KA BOOOOOOM
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My entry to meme contest. Uncle Ned's Blind Date with the Special Advisor to the Governor of Akwa Ibom, Nigeria, Mrs. Meflyn Awana, who just asked our boss
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I'm Iyk'Nero and I am new on steemjet. I'm a musical DJ, song writer and a singer. I'll be pleased to work with you and I will deliver my best if been hired on your New Space Force @dimimp10494498_745100425552768_6086726366735828284_o.jpg10494498_745100425552768_6086726366735828284_o.jpg

Please sir, I am in need of employment on space force.

Kindly employ me and also look into my previous requests.

I need funds to purchase some gadget.

Thank you sir @dimimp.



Some of my works for steemjet...

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@dimimp I would love to know, Is my contract going to end? If yes, when?

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@dimimp I will like to cash out the steem sir. @sirpee1 Sf7.

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you got money!