This is the best tl;dr I could make, reduced by 92.45%

I was going to start this post by saying I find myself in a unique position this morning, but sadly that isn't the case. I really like that saying "give a person a fish, they eat for a day, teach them to fish and they eat for a lifetime". [...] It is very rare (especially in public education) that you can afford a person whose sole job is to update the webpage and keep it current.

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