Get your mind out of the gutter!

This isn't that kind of post. This is a serious news story about an unsuspecting baseball fan being struck with a projectile moving at a high rate of speed.

It just so happens that projectile was a wrapped hotdog (once again, mind out of the gutter please).

Who would have ever thought that launching something out of a cannon directly at people could ever lead to any type of injury?

Oh wait. Yet again The Simpsons has accurately predicted the future.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-baseball-mlb-phi-phanatic-hotdog/phillie-phanatics-hot-dog-launch-injures-fan-idUSKBN1JH08S