Its soccer so there must be flopping.

This time it is none other than Old Man Wayne Rooney taking a dive during his game against Colorado.

Watch closely as number 9 gets barely tapped and then flops to the ground.

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What a puss.

Here he is after the "collision".

Clearly nothing happened.

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Holy shit!

He really got crushed.

It looks like The Undertaker jumped off the top rope and split his head open with a concealed razor blade.

Get well soon.