How to smoke a cigarette
Sometimes it is necessary to learn smoking.
Group pressure in class 9 for example.
So how can you become a smoker?
First you have to buy or steal cigarettes.. :D
Now open the package and put one (!) cigarette between your lips:
Now close your lips:
Then you have to let go off your hand:
You will need a lighter or matches now. Move the lighter to the end of the cigarette:
Now do as if you would give someone a little kiss on the cheek:
Keep the smoke in the mouth for a bit:
And puff it out:
Good job! Inhaling is a bit trickier. Basically you have to just breathe that shit in. Because you will cough like crazy I recommend to do this when you are alone:
Done! You are a smoker.
I can't really recommend it so better you start with an e-cigarette. Just make sure you always have electricity and more than one device so that when the battery runs out you don't have to be sad.
I do an occasional cigar. It is less steps than that, unless I pair a scotch, then it's that many steps.....
It's been a while since I had a cigar, a wine and a book. I love this combination. Must be with shiraz or something similar firey.
You have a lot of awesome posts, but this is by far one of your best ones man. I needed this one today! Thanks.
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