You made my sunburned face almost blush, @mistermercury. Well, that could just be my blood pressure since I'm a stay home Dad of two kids.. 😆

We need to slap a title on that bohemoth of a comment:

HisTORY 101

That is how it's done, kids! I will be reading this as our newest addition to story time at bedtime, I'll add BLEEPS since they are only 3 & 4.5 but they'll get the essence of it, I'm sure. Sure, they teach a ton on Sesame Street, but we all know the real life lessons happen in an alley or the gutter where the rats play.

I appreciate this one, buddy! Made me laugh and if ya don't laugh - you will cry...please don't cry 🍻😎
I'll have to send some of the force your way... They don't call me Growp-Ya fur nuthin