Two short stories
While travelling in a small Scottish town John saw a big black duck. John wanted to complement the owner on the black duck's size so he said, "Massive black duck you have there, I have never seen such a big black duck" . The owner said, do you want to play with my big black duck and John said why not.
NSFW version: replace the u in duck with an i :D
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