Their Orange Servant

Their Orange Servant wanted a little monkey that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a funny idea, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who felt it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

Their Orange Servant desired a sponge that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly odd activity, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the item to choose.

Their Orange Servant needed a ball to play with. This seems to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a ball being the item selected.

Their Orange Servant searched for a pint of cider to hug. It might be an original idea, to you, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be exciting. Strangely, a pint of cider being the item selected.

Their Orange Servant desperately desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the item selected.

Their Orange Servant looked for a bag of poop that they liked to eat. It would be a fairly unusual idea, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item to choose.