Starship Winkler - Episode 44

NARRATOR: And now… the further, future adventures of… Starship Winkler!

As you know, the Captain must rescue the princess, Honey Bulbous, from her double-wide castle.

MULGREW: We’ll never be able to get her out of all this aluminum, Captain. Why, the cutting torch, alone, could spark a grease fire hotter than gypsy love.
CAPTAIN: I’ve got an idea. We can beam her out of here. Mickey!
MICKEY: Aye, Captain.
CAPTAIN: Lock on to these coordinates.
MICKEY: You or the whale?
CAPTAIN: The whale. I mean the princess. This’ll work. I saw it in a movie once. Hit it!

NARRATOR: And so, the Winkler struggled to beam up Honey Bulbous.

MICKEY: Captain, the weight is soakin’ us outta orbit.
CAPTAIN: Give her more power, Mickey.
MICKEY: I’m givin’ her all she’s got, laddie. The shields cannit take much more of this. We’re in big tribble!
CAPTAIN: Mickey, is your accent changing?
MICKEY: Under stress, aye.
CAPTAIN: All right, Mickey, I’m outside between a still and a monster truck. Beam her down to these exact coordinates.
MICKEY: Er, those exact coordinates?
CAPTAIN: You heard me! Oh, why does that man insist on questioning everything I—
MULGREW: Uh, Captain?
CAPTAIN: Yes?
MULGREW: Incoming!
CAPTAIN: Really? Where? Hey, what’s that sound? (thud and grunt)
(burp)

NARRATOR: Well, that actually went better than expected. Tune in next time, when we hear…

CAPTAIN: Get her off of me!
HONEY BULBOUS: Are we gonna go to Dairy Queen?

NARRATOR: On Starship Winkler!