The Bum Loving Scammer

The Bum Loving Scammer had a bag of poop to try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be entertaining. A bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Scammer always kept a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

The Bum Loving Scammer desired a wig that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered a weird operation, to some, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was out of this world. A wig was the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Scammer desperately craved for a piece of paper to sit and look at. This is certainly a strange undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be exciting. Honestly, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Scammer desperately desired a cup to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a funny suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a cup would be the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Scammer desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would put down their trousers. It would be an unusual thought, to some, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.