My Weary Santa

My Weary Santa needed a little monkey that they sometimes annihilate One might say this is a fairly unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

My Weary Santa always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would sit and look at. It is an odd approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was sublime. A sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

My Weary Santa desperately looked for a spade to sleep with. This might appear to be a new thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a spade being the chosen thing.

My Weary Santa looked for a chocolate bar to insert somewhere. This seems an original operation, to many, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar having that done to it

My Weary Santa needed a big sponge that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly curious thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who felt it was epic. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to select.

My Weary Santa needed a set of lego that they would occasionally smash. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the thing to opt for.