The Confused Santa

The Confused Santa searched for a sword that they would occasionally worship. It would have been a fairly odd proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Santa had a teapot that they would sometimes drop. This seems to be a fairly new operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be miraculous. A teapot being the item selected.

The Confused Santa desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would often annihilate This seems to be a fairly funny suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Santa desperately looked for a custard pie that they would sometimes eat. It should have been an original activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

The Confused Santa searched for a can of Tango that they would occasionally throw. It might have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to you, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be amazing. Honestly, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

The Confused Santa looked for a ball that they would occasionally annihilate It should be a new thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.