Her Confused Santa

Her Confused Santa carried a custard pie that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be an exciting thought, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the chosen item.

Her Confused Santa desperately needed a rubber johnny to smash. One might say this is a curious suggestion, to you, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

Her Confused Santa had a sack of potatoes that they would break. It is considered to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

Her Confused Santa desperately searched for a radiator to try to nail to the wall. It would be a new thought, to most, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator of all things.

Her Confused Santa often carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is a fairly funny exercise, to many, but not to the Santa, who expected it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

Her Confused Santa desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly different idea, to many, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.