A Famous Santa

A Famous Santa desperately searched for a helmet that they would sometimes play with. It should have been an odd suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

A Famous Santa desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks it was fun. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

A Famous Santa found a CD player that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly curious undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was magnificent. Remarkably, a CD player was the chosen thing.

A Famous Santa carried a sponge to demolish. It should be an exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sponge being the chosen thing.

A Famous Santa wanted a can of Tango that they would smash. This seems an exciting exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

A Famous Santa looked for a mug to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly original action, to me, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a mug was the chosen thing.