Her Troubled Santa

Her Troubled Santa looked for a mug that they liked to sit and look at. This seems to be a weird action, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the item to choose.

Her Troubled Santa carried a bag of poop that they liked to cuddle. It should have been a fairly odd activity, to most, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

Her Troubled Santa wanted a crown that they would often smash. One might consider this to be a new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a crown of all things.

Her Troubled Santa always carried a sponge that they sometimes play with. It should have been a fairly curious activity, to me, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the thing to select.

Her Troubled Santa always had with them a radiator that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a fairly surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.

Her Troubled Santa desperately looked for a set square that they liked to cuddle. It might have been a weird and wonderful action, to many, but not to the Santa, who thinks it was simply life. Bizarrely, a set square would be the item chosen.