Computer Virus? Hire A Witch!

That's what some in Silicon Valley are doing. I always suspected that all physical objects had a force of their own. Isn't everything always in motion at the quantum level? Since I don't have a couple of hundred to blow and don't condone the practice of sorcery, I'll just get a new laptop.

Sources: 

https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/9a3we7/we-talked-to-a-witch-who-casts-viruses-out-of-computers-with-magic