Jesus Christ isn't Short

There’s heretical bullshit on the internet you can read if you Google “How Tall Is Jesus?” that says he’s 5'1.
Now how much sense does that make for the Son of God who was supposed to preach and die for our sins to be a little nigga? How you even gonna put a little nigga up on a cross? His arms couldn’t get to both sides, his little feet would be dangling off, they’d be calling him “little baby Christ”.

Short people, biblically speaking are that way because God’s wrath is being visited upon them. The Lord didn’t intend for those people to reach into the trees to pick out the juiciest ripest fruits for themselves, or to stand in the water, head held high with no fear of drowning, he doesn’t want them to breathe the good air, catch rebounds, and get their bags out of cabin storage. He means for them to be our arm rests, to not see the concert we could watch from the back, to not be able to reach behind the couch when they drop things, to not be able to lay back in an impala, to be held by the head when they attempt in vain to attack a tall person.

God says this himself in Leviticus:

16 The Lord said to Moses, 17 “Say to Aaron: ‘For the generations to come none of your descendants who has a defect may come near the food of his God. 18 No man who has any defect may come near: no man who is blind disfigured or deformed; 19 no man with a crippled foot or hand, 20 or who is a hunchback or a dwarf, or who has any eye defect, or who has festering or running sores or damaged testicles. is to come near the Lord. He has a defect; he must not come near.

God.Hates.Short People.

He made us tall people this way because we are meant to lead and rule over the short people, standing over them with our voices booming like his, easy to be seen in the crowd, like a beacon.

So why would God’s son be a short man?

We can also look to the Shroud of Turin. The front and back views of the head nearly meet at the middle of the cloth. The image of the “Man of the Shroud” a series of tibio-femoral indices calculations by Giulio Fanti, Emanuela Marinelli and Alessandro Cagnazzo, to date, is the most comprehensive statistical analysis has a beard, moustache, and shoulder-length hair parted in the middle. He is muscular and tall (various experts have measured him as from 1.70 to 1.88 m or 5 ft 7 in to 6 ft 2 in).
That’s the range of most Popes and US presidents, from Barack Obama to Trump. The bad presidents like Nixon are all short people. Are you telling me you believe Christ has more in common with Hitler and Nixon than Lincoln?

Of course not.