As someone from Jalisco, Mexico (where Tequila was born) i can feel sympathy with you. If you ever visits Mexico you need to take the "Tequila Express" is a train who starts in Guadalajara and finish in Tequila (is a round trip), while you travel you can drink like an spartan and once you arrived to Tequila they take you to see "Las haciendas" which are the distillers where you can watch how the tequila is made from the agave to the final product (and can try it too), is a must-see if you are a tequila lover.