gin n tonic on the beech with wads of cash
Boris Johnsons garden bridge to the tory hs2 train , this is the extent of an Eton crew mentality , "ok guys n gals , we have power , now what do we do , hmnn ok well, lets firstly get as much money from the plebians as we can , then we shall build a big garden on top of a bridge , then we shall create a train , that will send them off the scent for a bit , then we shall call a referendum on the EU , that will distract them completely , then we shall throw in much austerity and looting from the public purse while they are not looking , slash welfare , slash public services and tell them all its the ozone layers fault ,then tell the country we have trade deals with the USA India and many more countries, shuffle around the cabinet so nobody is held responsible for any fuck ups , let ukip tell lies for us , and then after all is done , we need do nothing more than let the next election decide that we are all sacked , then its off to the Bahama,s for a gin n tonic " tally ho and spiffity spiff .
Tory manifesto 2010
"But prime Minister we have a problem, what about the 4 million unemployed "
" Well thats easy to fix , we shall create a revolving door called universal credit , completly dilute the work force , play with the unemployment figures , stop all welfare for 1 million of them and thats that sorted , then we can declare that the unemployment level has dropped by 60% " SPIFFFFFOOOOOOO"