How To Eat A Banana
Disclaimer:
Nothing sexual about this love
Everyone loves banana, including the residents of zenana
Although I’m Stupid, I dream of a long yellow banana
But don’t gimme one today, may be one manana
A fat tummy guy walking briskly in Savannah
Accidently stepping on a soft & silky peel of banana
He slipped & tumbled and hit a nearby tree called Manna
And from the banana peel back to the Manna spill
That round-inflated-tummy turned into a pendulum drill
To help the pendulum, I threw in another banana peel
But he stopped and stood up after making a few rounds
He went bananas over me and picked up all the banana peels,
Pushing them all down my throat, he banged me to the grounds.
And vowed that whenever I’ll eat a banana
I’ll eat it completely without throwing any waste
But you dunno how the hell that yellow peel taste
But don’t gimme one today, may be one manana
A weird topic btw!LOL
I think it's a complete useless topic.
If you are hungry, you won't bother to read the user manual and would jump to eat the banana. And in case your stomach is full, why would you even bother?
So I understand the futility of this post. Yet I posted it. You know why?
hahaha now banana is seriously trending on steemit!
OMG! Why did banana get serious?
Everyone loves banana includings the listeners of havana
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Yeah, even those who never had a radio.
By any chance do you know anyone who loves banana peels?
Maybe you love? 😁
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@stupid a amaizing guy for new steemian and helpful
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Noooo, it's not me; I'm an unofficial official. Official supporter of new steemians is @stellabelle
But it's good style of eating.. catch a banana like hungry person and eat like it's last banana on the Earth..
Lol.
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Try this style and upload a photo of yours 😉
Eat as there is no tomorrow! 😊
Lol .
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