Nice!! ...and now I feel pity for so many poor shovels. Also, I'm sure many people are so relieved that they can't actually talk and tell all the things they've buried. Pirates would be interesting to see, like that parrot spilling the beans commercial but worse.
I like the way you think, imagine all the embarrassing stories they would tell and it would be impossible to bring anyone over the house.
"Can I use your bathroom?"
"Oh, God no!"