"The following is read in the cadence of "I'm dreaming of a White Christmas"

I'm dreaming of a porn steemit
Just like the ones I've seen before
Where art is not forbidden and parts not hidden
To see lots of flesh galore

I'm dreaming of a porn steemit
It's uncensored here I thought
If skin makes you nervous then skip on past it
Or filter it and you won't be distraught.