Boatsports90's Poem Adventures - Snow Drivers

in poetry •  21 days ago

We don't get a whole lot of snow where I live, but people still flip shit whenever it does snow. It seems like everyone panics and all common sense just goes out the window. I started thinking about this poem after the last snow we had and here we are. I had a few beers before I wrote it, so some of the language is a little harsh. Hope y'all don't mind and enjoy it!





Snow Drivers


It all starts with some snow on the road
Everyone goes into panic mode
Buy all the milk and the bread
Everyone’s convinced we’re gonna be dead
The real fun is when they decide to drive
Cruising down the road at 55
Don’t be so dumb, slow the fuck down
Don’t look at me like that you ass clown
I know I can’t go all that fast
It’s not a race, there is no last
Your 4-wheel drive won’t help you stop
You’re gonna end up in a car shop
Better slow down or you’ll be in a ditch
Ha, I was right you son of a bitch
Common sense is all it takes
Oh look, here comes the anti lock brakes
Just slow down you stupid asshole
You’re going to wrap around a pole
But people are dumb and never learn
The stupidity just makes my head burn
I trust nobody snow driving except for me
At least I avoid being a pile of debris



There you have it. That was a little way for me to vent about how much some people piss me off when it snows. Hopefully you aren't one of those people. I am still open to more suggestions. Give me a topic and I'll do my damnedest to write a poem for you. It can literally be about anything - happy, sad, funny, depressing, whatevs. If you want a personal poem or something specific, please be sure to give me enough information or anything that you would want included. Hopefully this will catch some speed and a lot of people will want their very own personalized poem. If my poem meets your standards, then all I ask for is a resteem to spread the joy. Thanks for reading and let's hear some ideas!





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