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I was going to make a joke about your small pencil, but then I saw your blackberry. Sweet zippo, you need a dispenser to keep those pez on lock.

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Thanks for your entry! lol is that lint?

What no condoms?

lol.

What's that in the pill pack?
You must be very confident in your ability to not trip. You carry a lot of pointy things that would suck to fall on.

I’m really going to need to hear about these gypsies

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