The CoP wishes to thank @anonymous.donor

in piglet •  25 days ago

Hear ye: an open letter from the High Priest of the Church of Piglet himself.

The Church of Piglet would like to thank @anonymous.donor for their generous donation, and for setting an example that all of you should follow, if just to save your souls.

We would have liked to thank @anonymous.donor personally, but we realised in time that would be a hard thing to to, what with their being anonymous and all.

Still, blessings be upon you, whoever you are.

Kind regards,

The High Priest of the Church of Piglet, Holder of Truth, and Keeper of the Ivy Staff.


Image by Katharsisdrill

PS. A seagull just shat on our Learjet, so we'll be needing a new one of those as well.

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Сongrats! It seems you caugh someone's attention:-)

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Indeed. There is hope for the Righteous yet!

Congratulations! Now the evildoers will get whipped and the righteous will be blessed with cream of the piglet.

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<note>Must buy a whip.</note>

Indeed! But how does one make an anonymous donor a Full Member of the Church of Piglet?

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You're already a member by decree, whether you like it or not, but an anonymous person? How is that even done?

* ![] *Image by Katharsisdrill* *PS

p = n * t * (0.55 - 0.00005 * n * (n - 1))
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The High Priest of the CoP recognised this as an equation trying to model the productivity, P, of a group of n people working t hours per work period, but fails to see your point.

Still, blessings be upon you, whoever you are

(we don't know where we are going but we are moving.) preliminary operational tests are inconclusive.