Hear ye: an open letter from the High Priest of the Church of Piglet himself.
The Church of Piglet would like to thank @anonymous.donor for their generous donation, and for setting an example that all of you should follow, if just to save your souls.
We would have liked to thank @anonymous.donor personally, but we realised in time that would be a hard thing to to, what with their being anonymous and all.
Still, blessings be upon you, whoever you are.
The High Priest of the Church of Piglet, Holder of Truth, and Keeper of the Ivy Staff.
Image by Katharsisdrill
PS. A seagull just shat on our Learjet, so we'll be needing a new one of those as well.