A Square Pigeon

A Square Pigeon desperately desired a radiator that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the thing opted for.

A Square Pigeon always carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it would be fun. Honestly, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

A Square Pigeon always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be an astonishing proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it was sublime. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.

A Square Pigeon searched for a block of cheese that they sometimes share. This might appear to be an odd undertaking, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

A Square Pigeon looked for a mug that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a mug being the thing opted for.

A Square Pigeon carried a block of cheese that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be a surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.