Foolproof Guide on how not to Get Up-Votes on Steemit
- Submit a Story
- Tag it with a hot tag regardless of content
- Send 0.001 SBD to @berniesanders @smooth @ned @dantheman @blocktrades or any other whale you can think of and tell them how great your post is.
- PM everyone on rocketchat and tell them about your great post.
- Go on trending and Spam a link of your post in the comments of each trending story.
- If after doing all that, you did not get any up-votes, then this guide has worked for you.
Enjoy
@joseph
you dickbutt
Then complain that steemit doesn't work and that it is not you, but others who are not seeing the value you bring.
Pay special attention to not shorten the url when you are link spamming and make no reference to anything in the blog post that you are "commenting" on.
Act shocked and outraged when someone flags your spam and go on a rampage against them even though your small reputation prevents you from doing damage.
Upvote all comments you make, because why would you upvote others content when you can just upvote your own.
I feel like I've heard this somewhere before. ;)
Not in this universe haha!
83 upvotes right now. Im gonna set the over/under on how many got the sarcasm at 55.
What's the payout? I keep getting upvotes when I'm not following this guide. Driving me crazy!
I can't stand begging anybody in my life so fuck it . I will not start now :)
I see your point but you don't have to beg. Think of it as advertising.
ha ha ........ and you can also make down your steemit reputation to minus by following this method :D
That comes as a bonus :)
triple bonus haha
Next you have to write a post on how to not get upvotes on your comments. :)
Great guide,i'll do it.
@joseph
How would people get noticed otherwise though? At least regarding the post advertisement, people have to go through it in the beginning.
Actually there are guides on how to get up-votes, this is the guide on how not to get up-votes, so you are asking the wrong person. :)
Edit: dickbutt
Good guide.
Thank you
I'm glad I don't follow it.
I actually enjoy my upvotes
haha... good story