Then complain that steemit doesn't work and that it is not you, but others who are not seeing the value you bring.

Pay special attention to not shorten the url when you are link spamming and make no reference to anything in the blog post that you are "commenting" on.

Act shocked and outraged when someone flags your spam and go on a rampage against them even though your small reputation prevents you from doing damage.

Upvote all comments you make, because why would you upvote others content when you can just upvote your own.