A Foolish Ogre

A Foolish Ogre looked for a spade that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been an original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a spade was the thing that was selected.

A Foolish Ogre desperately looked for a big sponge that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly curious thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

A Foolish Ogre found a crown that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly unusual exercise, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Remarkably, a crown being the chosen thing.

A Foolish Ogre looked for a cup to insert somewhere. It might have been an astonishing operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a cup having that done to it

A Foolish Ogre found a pint of beer that they sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be an exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be wonderous. A pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

A Foolish Ogre always kept a lava lamp that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a lava lamp of all things.