in npc •  last year 
  1. You see identical twins, you still
    dey ask 'na twins be. dis'? No bros, na picmix.. 2. Nepa brings
    light and everyone in the neighborhood shouts 'Up Nepaaa'! My guy
    still ask me, O boy na light be that?No oh, Na Sun fall from sky!! 3.
    You see person dey vomit, you still dey ask am 'you no well'? Him
    well, e just wan see the food wey him chop yesterday. 4. You just wake
    up from sleep; person come ask you "you don wake?" No oh, I come buy
    bread wey I go chop for dream. 5. You see woman wey born new pikin; u
    come ask her "madam u don born? " No ohhhh, she buy am for OLX.. 6.
    You greet person "good morning ma" ! She ask, my pikin you don
    wake???? No ohhhh, I dey sleep walk... . 7. My guy ask me "O boy where
    u dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, him com ask me "Wat is happening
    there?" My brother dem dey celebrate new yam festival.. 8. My
    neighbour sees me opening the gates to drive out and asks me, U dey
    comot? Not at all... I be the new gateman... 9. I dey watch film… my
    guy enter come ask me "Guy na film u dey watch? No I dey look d
    future... 10. U see me dey chop indomie, u come dey ask me, O boy, na
    indomie u dey chop so? No ohhhh. Na fried rubber band.. 11. U see me
    dey swallow panadol, u come dey ask me "U no well" No ooo, I'm hungry.
    As it stands now, abeg l wan ask u one question, no vex abeg... Shey
    na for facebook you dey read dis message????? Oya comment pls
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