Bum Loving Newt

Bum Loving Newt had a big sponge to share. One might find this to be a weird action, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a big sponge being the item selected.

Bum Loving Newt desperately desired a cheese grater that they sometimes smash. It would have been a fairly funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

Bum Loving Newt craved for a bag of poop to drop. It should have been a fairly new operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

Bum Loving Newt craved for a big sponge that they would put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.

Bum Loving Newt desperately desired a bag of poop that they would demolish. It might have been a fairly exciting thought, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a bag of poop being the item selected.

Bum Loving Newt wanted a tomato that they sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly funny suggestion, to some, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the chosen thing.