My Gentle Newt

My Gentle Newt desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would often throw. This seems to be a strange idea, to you, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. A painting of a melon is the thing to select.

My Gentle Newt desperately needed a mug that they sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a peculiar approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be fun. A mug would be the thing that was opted for.

My Gentle Newt owned a porno magazine that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a weird thought, to my children, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

My Gentle Newt always had with them a pen that they would occasionally drop. It was considered to be a fairly curious operation, to many, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.

My Gentle Newt always carried a bottle of coke that they would often put up their bum. One might say this is an unusual thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

My Gentle Newt craved for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to select.