Steem Trending Review - SECI10 #10

Can you believe it?
It's been one week and no one missed me!
As if I would care for that.
Let's start with the best of Steem, the Steem Trending Review.
Number 10 already, dingdong Brexit time!

ura-soul: Jeffrey Epstein Map Published – Exposing Human Trafficking and Blackmail for Intelligence Agencies?

Payout: 70.081 SBD, Votes: 279
What does scream Steem better than a conspiracy nutcase upvoted video?
Nothing!
That why we have this here.
Don't forget your tin foil hat while watching it!
This will onboard the masses.
SECI: 0

howo: Downvote control tool proposal delivery #2

Payout: 115.285 SBD, Votes: 277
We all ned better downvotes!
That's why we pay someone to bring us better tools to downvote, shout censorship and cry about it.
HF21 was a real shake up, pump up the DRAMA!
SECI: 1

buildteam: Start your Christmas shopping early - With Steem blockchain merch!

Payout: 63.669 SBD, Votes: 1554
What better way to get rid of money, by gambling it away with internet points?
Is this the rise of Steem shops?
Everybody has one now.
I need to get my own.
Dress yourself in labels no one except you cares about
SECI: 1

louisthomas: Why I Would NOT Invest in XRP in 2019

Payout: 61.967 SBD, Votes: 293
And another betting post!
One more way to gamble away your fiat, so others can exit scam.
SECI: 0.5

curangel: Call for crabs / Where have all the minnows gone

Payout: 70.877 SBD, Votes: 1327
Where have all the minnows gone?
sing
If you want to hop on the next train to donwvote town, this one is the right waggon for you.
Circle voting now with circle downvoting.
Hakuna Matata!
SECI: 1

slowwalker: Relief on the Rock in Mireukseonwon Temple

Payout: 62.974 SBD, Votes: 700
And here we have one guilty party in mentioned downvote crab article.
Fell free to downvote on your own choice.
Whales love to auto upvote shit.
SECI: 0

crypto-daily: The Rise of VERY BULLISH Bitcoin Indicators!?

Payout: 87.573 SBD, Votes: 160
FUD and FOMO!
Enlargen your bubble by bitcoin and other shitcoins.
Because reading the horoscope is not enough for you to gamble away your money!
SECI: 0.5

burnpost:

Payout: 47.912 SBD, Votes: 8
W
SECI: 1

burnpost:

Payout: 46.945 SBD, Votes: 7
T
SECI: 1

burnpost:

Payout: 45.987 SBD, Votes: 7
F
SECI: 1
WOW.. srsly? WTF?
You burn 1k Steem to have an impact of 86k(?) daily created steem?
1% impact will change waht?
The price?
Has this ever worked?
But it makes you feel good, does it?
Ok, 3 feel good posts, to show the masses, that we need to burn fake money, to keep it stable.
Yes, this will onboard the masses.
How about finding good content and push it up on Trending, instead of shit posts?

SECI10: 7

Not one of those posts I could show any of my non Steem friends (yeah, fake friends, I don't have any, you are right), and say them, why don't you join us.
They would have nothing to gain here, that they would not be able to do already on Facebook, Instagram or Reddit.
Currently I can only say:"If you like drama, you are welcome. If you want to keep a sane mind, stay as far awar as possible!"

This of course by your best and smallest witness, the only one, that onboards the masses!
Vote for me!
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