How do you feel when your nominated into a contest that makes you tell all the truth you've ever hidden from the world, well I nominated myself for the fun of it so now I'm going to reveal all my secrets to the steemit world.....

According to @mimy she said:

The first three questions are on social life while the rest of the questions are related to steemit.

Let the games begin!

What is that silly thing that takes a tear out of your eye?
Puppy and hen fight.

What's the weirdest thing you love the most?
Evil laugh in dark rooms. (They're so ridiculous)

Funny part of the opposite gender that you like?
I like the middle of the back (That sounded so weird)

Who is your steemit crush?
@queenerica (she'll kill me for this).

What is the craziest thing you have done on steemit?
Commenting great post on a burial post (Hahahaha.... Was a newbie then, was just trying to be noisy)

Works of three steemians that you doff your hat for on steemit?
The three I love most are, @ememovic @sweetsssj @illuminatus

Which steemian would you love to see a movie with (maybe in a dark room... Lol)
@queenerica (Please don't tell her).

What are the names of the first three steemians blog you visit first when you are online
@timmy-karis @sweetsssj @ememovic

Who do you wish you are on steemit?
I so much wish to be the one behind @berniesanders

What do you wish you could write on steemit but you can't?
I wish I could write storieeees.

Which steemian do you want to meet in person and what would be your first action when you meet them?
@berniesanders
I will scream at the top of my voice.... Holycrap!!

What are the names of three handsome guys and beautiful ladies you know on steemit?
Ladies: @melanie00 @queenerica @stephaniiee
Gentlemen: @shunguystin @ehiboss @Ewuoso (Lol they are pretty handsome a bit)

Who would you choose as your steemitfather, steemitmother, steemitdaughter and steemitson?
Steemit father - @berniesanders !!!!!
Steemitmother- @melanie
Steemitdaughter- @stephaniiee
Steemitson: @sammielaboi

Two names of your followers that get little payouts but good contents.
@officialtee @shunguystin
Names of those with good payouts
@ehiboss @surpassinggoogle

Given the opportunity to say one word to @ned what would it be?
Autoupvote!

Lol, that's all for now. I had fun answering this.

Rules of the game.

1. Use the ndjt tag
2. Nominate a person or two.
3. Make it as funny as possible.
4. The contest continues runs till the next 7 days.
5. You can also nominate others while posting your normal posts as the week runs.
6. Post all the questions first then the answers below.

Anyone is free to participate without nomination, Have fun!!!!