The Grumpy Monster

The Grumpy Monster always had with them a pint of cider that they liked to throw. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Monster searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be an odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Monster found a bag of poop that they would often hug. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who had decided it was magnificent. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Monster always kept a lava lamp that they would hug. It should be a fairly unusual activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who considered it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

The Grumpy Monster always had with them a block of cheese to experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly odd operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

The Grumpy Monster carried a bat that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been a fairly odd operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.